TO SERVE MAN
Never before has Wendy’s been served on an actual silver platter.
Yes, women are never involved in conflict or war, so why should they be allowed to spread peace? That’s just crazy talk! And don’t look too closely at who started this WOKE program!
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5272905-hegseth-pentagon-women-peace-security/
“The Women, Peace, and Security (WPS) initiative isn’t ‘woke’—it’s smart, strategic policy grounded in decades of research and bipartisan law, signed by President Trump in 2017,” Frankel said in a statement.
Well, there’s your problem! All that (literally) God-Damned Science and Compromise!
Lindsey Graham thinks it would be great if the papal conclave chose Donald Trump as the next Pope.
Can they lick his orange ass any harder? Jeebus wept!
It’s like some goddam fucking contest to see who can slurp the dear leader more.
Think of the positive side! Instead of saying ‘Hail Marys’ and ‘Our Fathers’ you could just pay a tariff on your sins!
If there is one thing Trump would be good at as pope, it’s indulgences.
And by “good”, I mean coming up with innovative ways to bilk you for them.
He’s violated this before, why not again?
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
I suspect Trump would prefer to be God Emperor.
I’m not surprised Trump wants to be Pope. You can get away with all sorts of sexual abuse within the Catholic Church.
Psychopomp and carnifex…,
It’s all about staying on the outside of the coming gulags.
I assume it was a typo of omission but my local newspaper noted in a blurb that “Lady Melania Trump” blah blahed about her anti-revenge porn blah blah.
It is a Sinclair rag, though, so maybe it wasn’t an error.
I’m OK with this, as long as Drumpf moves to the Vatican and rides around in Popemobile instead of continuing to ass fuck my country.
I found myself wondering where Graham keeps his extra tongue. Does he keep it folded up inside his mouth and extending back into his throat, like a chameleon?
Maybe he’s a Visitor.
Didn’t they used to have indulgences in the Catholic church where people just paid a bribe to the church to have their sins forgiven? I think that Martin Luther had an opinion about that. My knowledge of history is not great, though.
Sins, annulments, audiences with big shots: all on the table with enough moola.
Yes…