NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

My vote would be towards the former as a sandwhich is the archetype Deliweapon. A breadly weapon would be something more like this.

(probably apocryphal but a fun read )

“You bet that’s a tariff.”

So he struck them with a club?

Conservatives have figured out that nothing angers liberals more than calling them hypocrites, and in their mind, any liberal who isn’t a vegan has to be a hypocrite, right?

Note the “MEAT" sandwich part was a post/joke here, not something from the article or trial itself.

Must be tough working for Pirro. Being told to try 3 times to get a grand jury to sign off on felonious assault by sandwich and having to still try to make it stick as a misdemeanor. Who wants that kind of BS on their CV? Then again, they all know what they were signing up for, so I hope the paycheck is worth it.

Maybe they should have tried indicting the sandwich. I hear it’s easy to get grand juries to do that.

It’s a little weird that they’re going to court over a misdemeanor. How often does that happen, especially at the federal level?

Only ham, for some reason. Try to indict a Reuben and they’ll laugh you out of court.

I suspect that, under normal circumstances, the vast, vast majority plead out well before this point, but with three failed indictments on the felony change, why would anyone make a guilty plea? The odds of this guy beating this charge are way, way higher than you’d expect with a typical, competent prosecution.

And this is the other way regular people can resist Trump: Don’t plead out, ever. Make them do the work, even for their kangaroo kourts. Tie them up, tire them out, because they just don’t have the resources to prosecute tens of thousands of BS cases. Force them to either stop the stupid shit, or to take the next step, and eliminate actual trials. Make it clear that they’re taking that next step, just so they can toss people in prison over stupid shit.

Oh Jesus Christ. Lauren Boebert racially charged costume.

Colorado’s idiot in congress, decided to go to a Halloween party dressed as a Mexican woman, and her boyfriend dressed as an ICE agent.

She is so tone deaf because she only has bats in her belfry.

…and carrying a sign making fun of Spanish accents.

It’s a piss-poor costume. He’s not masked and tac-ed up to the gills.

I’m so terribly embarrassed for the people of Colorado.

I’m not in her district by about 200 feet.

He also didn’t ship her off to a prison in El Salvador. People just don’t commit to the costume anymore.

Most of them probably didn’t sign up for it, assuming the great purge/replacement hasn’t gotten very far. They could always resign instead of complying, but that’s a fairly big ask in this economy.

Yeah, if you can see his face and/or identify him it’s not authentic Trumpgestapo.

Let’s count our blessings they didn’t do the “Sexy _____” version of the costumes.

I don’t even want to make an image of that in my head. Whatever image that may be, not going there.

“…And there was nothing on the marker to explain to Mrs. Pearcy why her only son had dated a known bigot and troll, a woman of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.”

ISWYDT. And words