Laughter. Inept written expression of sincere pride at inadvertently causing this thread. botched ascii smiley face
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Disdainful remark about how poster had a long and angry retort typed out, only to make judicious use of the backspace key and substitute succinct vulgarity.
Mention of the Marianas Trench, without going to all the trouble of reading the whole thread to see if someone else said it already.
Out of the blue, a plea that a banned and long-forgotten Doper be reinstated because he or she “would have had so much to contribute” to a thread like this.
Nothing but a link to a sound effect of a bodacious burp
Smiles mischievously as he quotes from Karl Popper and imagines venerable posters from Panama to North Carolina going “Oh God - him again”.
Brings in the catnip and margaritas, tells the obligitory cat story, and leaves.
Claim that while subject in OP does indeed happen in Europe, it is a problem only in US. Refer to joazito’s post, taking as given that (s)he agrees with lots of specific claims which (s)he didn’t mention at all. Claim that it’s a huge problem in US, affecting all states, social classes, and aspects of society. (Appears to use Hollywood as main source of information about US.)
Describe how problem is solved in one specific, small European country, with lots of cites in a language understood only by inhabitants of said country. Claims that US would to better to imitate small European country, while ignoring immense differences between small European country and US which makes it exceedingly likely that the solution described would be doomed to failure if implemented in US.
Snide comment about American attitude towards boobs on TV.