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Whinging post complaining about knowing better than to read these threads.

Non-sequitur about spools of thread.

Latin names of logical fallicies.

No further attempt at argument.

Forum-appropriate brow-beating of non-sequitor about spools of thread. Rant about hijacks and their inappropriateness. Suggestion that hijacker eats her own young.

Complete failure to address OP.

Quote entire OP.

Me Too!

Smakey-head emoticon.

Strange and arbitrary ssignation of blame upon the Submit button.

Recognition of irony in posting an anti-hijack post which is itself a hijack.

Token attempt to address the OP, using 1/4 of the actual words posted.

Recognition that “Smakey” probably isn’t spelled correctly, but “Smacky” looks dumb.

Claim of caffiene deprivation.

Announcement of leaving thread.

One line post that adds nothing to the thread.

Accidental double post of above.

one line post that repeats previous post but uses different words to do it.

Useless aplology for double posting. Misspelled.

Another useless apology for mispelling above.

Momentary flash of clarity with apology for same.

Various semi-obscure acronyms with multiple WTF-type insinuations.

Experimentation with fonts, colors, alphabets, links, sound effects, and other frills.

Exclamation of surprise at earlier misspelling. Complaint about not being able to edit our own posts.

Band Name!!!

Driveby comment from a person who posts mostly in other forums, explaining that he seldom posts in MPSIMS, but was driven to do so on this occasion by the incredible lameness of this thread.

Pointless link to zombie thread which explored all aspects of topic under discussion, with self-serving overtones.

Accusation of Trolling without using the word “troll”

Complaint about left-wing bias, threat to quit board.

Not to be a juniour mod, but you are not even allowed to hint someone being a troll.