Agonized-over post (with multiple passes thru preview) by diehard lurker; thread is killed
OP Username boldfaced for easy reference. Quick comment discussing notions admittedly only tangentially related to topic but admittedly inspired. Query perceived flaw in logic: disassemble wittily yet concisely. Refer to ethnic background.
Notation of irony. Informative reminder that thread is redux of old classic.
Accidental post in wrong thread.
Vain, thinly-disquised hostility in the form of a sycophantic apology for previous post(s) in obvious deference to more well-spoken and glib Doper whose credentials rank just below Moderator or Administrator. Weasly attempt to curry favor by way of saccharine remarks, heavily laced with patriotic jargon and religious fervor.
Random quotes from hymns and anthems.
Reminder to Hoodoo Ulove not to let door hit his ass on the way out. Pointless insertion of smiley 
in a vain attempt to endow a mean-spirited cheap shot with an air of jocular bonhomie.
P.Oed with OP. Starting pit thread with link to it.
wait eagerly in pit to pile on swampbear for “lamest. pitting. ever.”
Awe-inspiring vituperative declaiming a post that no longer exists (due to removal/disappearing of intervening cross-posting troll’s remarks in a previous post that a Moderator has removed without comment) stopping just short of blasphemy and railing against all forces known to civilized man.
Once discovered that the post being addressed no longer exists, this post will be referred to over and over, taking away any point to the OP. Thread will be locked and all participants will be suspended for 30 days.
A seemingly innocent thread title will arrive in the annals of SDMB classics.
Writes reply while naked & cleaning automatic weapon.
Uhhh…CITE?
Poster requests link to thread with the caviat that said poster is two stoopid to use the serch funktion, the search function is not working or too slow, or said poster is waaaayyy tooooo busy at work, even though said poster is ALWAYS the hell on the boards posting and searching.
IANAL, followed by ignorant ramblings and wild guesses as to legal ramifications of OP, by a poster whose legal expertise is clearly derrived from CSI/Law and Order.
Remarkably snark-free comment that someone has, in fact, mentioned it. In post #8.
Dozens of statistics with references to Wikipedia articles pointing out fallacies in previous post by someone who misused a term from Medieval French animal husbandry.
Mocking apology to OP for the need to clarify such abuses.
IANACHHE, followed by incomprehensible ramblings that appear to be psychosis induced.
Hijack asking what kind of weapon.
gratuitous kitten picture
Starts flirting with all the female posters.
Comment of “I’ve always wondered this”; Plea for people to PLEASE address the OP and stop all this stupid hijacking, followed by a long, rambling diatribe against thread-hijackers.