Hostage (expendable).
Strawman
oh wait, you said new.
I thought Cheney WAS the Death Star?
Crewman Number Three on the away team. (Dressed in a red shirt.)
Host for endangered intestinal parasites
CPR training dummy.
I agree. The man’s a square.
I have to admit…I have no use for Cheney. MMV however…
-XT
What, did you all forget that’s not the real Dick Cheney? They took a synchord of his brain back in 2004 and downloaded it into a cyborg. So just unplug him. 
Or, give him to Professor Frink and let him reprogram the cyborg to be a house cleaning robot.
Stunt double for Kenny (South Park)
You know, that whole story about burying somebody in a fire ant mound up to thier neck? That could just be a legend, I don’t think we’ve got anything really definitive on that…
If I were a more sadistic person, I’d say make him an underwear model and stick ads with him in it in a bunch of magazines.
Pinata.
What, are you TRYING to turn the entire nation blind?
NO. I like the dancing “old dude.” Cheney is disturbing.
Exactly. I find the dancing ‘old dude’ disturbing.
Intaglio suggests ‘medical test subject.’
Matador.
Replacement for Buster (From Mythbusters).
Model for man sized safe.
Guard dog training dummy (or whatever the hell they call them)
Gargolye