Yay! I know an obscure reference!
I’d say use him as an umbrella stand, but he’d have to be hollowed out first.
I came here to post that.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
I’d say just throw the fucker in a mixmaster and use the resulting paste as a psychological torture device.
Terrorist: I will never talk!
Interrogator: We have ways of making you talk.
Terrorist: Never! I will die first.
Interrogator: There are things worse than death.
Terrorist: You don’t scare me.
Interrogator: I have a tube of Cheney right here.
Terrorist: Auuugghhhh! Noooooo!
Interrogator: I’m unscrewing the cap…
Terrorist: Osama Bin Laden is working at a carwash in Cleveland!
I see Rush Limpbaugh more as the hookah-smoking caterpillar. You know, gets high and spews nonsense.
Naw. For that to be a problem, Cheney would have to be included in the set of “people.” He’s not. We’re safe . . . for now.