weevarianism - tending to stay on the straight and narrow, with minor divergences along the way.
imblust
imblust - an overpowering desire to drink to excess
roogeration
roogeration - hopping as a form of exercise.
drimsorption
drimsorption - a rarely observed process whereby plants take up dissolved salts of deoxyribo-ichor shed by decomposing megafauna.
gwoooooornapa
gwoooooornapa – the sound of a tornado alert siren in the vineyards of a California wine country valley
braldten
braldten - the self-deluding practice by nearly bald men of braiding their ten remaining hairs into a mullet tail.
lumbranacity
lumbranacity - slow and plodding and clinging
musplit
musplit - a musket that has exploded upon firing
mingamingamingmingack
mingamingamingmingack - the sound a SDMB thread makes when it’s about to drop off the list and die.
nooooooooooooooyargathwap
nooooooooooooooyargathwap – the sound effect made by a cartoon character falling through the air before hitting the ground below
colischindle
nooooooooooooooyargathwap - the sound of someone about to hit the ground, with only just enough time to realise their fate, followed by the sound of the aformentioned fate.
oomsquallyoop
colischindle oomsquallyoop – battle cry of an obscure Amazonian tribe, whose warriers seldom actually came to blows with their foe, as they were subject to sudden intestinal disorders when marched away from their encampment, and would invariably slip, slide, and fall flat on their faces when attempting to charge through the rain forest.
wongaaaaaaaahampeblooo
wongaaaaaaaahampeblooo - The ;yrics that Little Richard discarded when singing his hit “Tutti Fruitti.”
shilprion
shilprion - a merchant elf in Middle-Earth, dealing in silmarilions and other fine gems.
molkette
molkette -a small, putrescent mound found in burrows.
littish
littish - a pathological dread of English majors.
wornaficity
wornaficity - trite urbanity
lemuole
lemuole - the home of a lemur who’s afraid of heights.
whinnavicalist
whinnavicalist - a stonecarver who only makes birds.
erpustive
erpustive - of or pertaining to an infection of the vocal cords which causes the sufferer to hem and haw excessively.
bogentallicism