This might be an interesting little exercise in experimental etymology. Here are the ground rules. I’ll post a fabricated word at the end of this to get us started.
The next poster must then provide a definition of that word and follow it with their own contrivance. Ready? Good, here ye go.
Scroticle
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B .
Word game using tiny tiles in the shape of male genetalia.
Amoozing
pluto
January 5, 2000, 6:00am
3
Amoozing – the only word to describe imthecowgodmoo .
Next word: nerforce.
I thought of a clever new sig line last night, but I forgot it when I woke up this morning.
system
January 5, 2000, 6:07am
4
nerforce:how fast a nerf ball must be traveling to break a lamp! ta-da.
greelamm
What Mary had, after it died and the corpse got moldy.
Primiling.
Chaim Mattis Keller
cmkeller@compuserve.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
primiling- the act of quickly putting on make-up…related to pummeling but with a different outcome.
soyull
Crusoe
January 5, 2000, 6:35am
7
Soyull - the belt of faecal matter and urine globules ejected from 1970s spacecraft now orbiting the planet.
Gabsapping
I never touched him, ref, honest!
Gabsapping: Tarot for maple trees.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Gabsapping: Using overly emotional rhetoric to appeal to pathos.
Urinatorial
Hell is Other People.
Alright, I’ll overlook a simul-post…I forgot to make up a word anyhow.
Urinatorial: The report and request made by one parent to another when the baby needs a new diaper.
Estrolyte
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad
Urinatorial :
Describing any oratory speech given on the 7th planet.
Scabbinum
Crap! Don’t want Chris to yell at me again so…
Estrolyte :
Buxom altar boy.
Scabbinum
Scabbinum - the place where fallen off scabs congregate.
introfuscation
introfuscation
the art of confusing oneself
mangry
Mangry - A mood Dopers are left in when posed a certain riddle.
Blobitar
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Dizzy
January 4, 2000, 7:10pm
16
mangry
A strong need or craving for males.
twanarium
Dizzy
You people have been holding me back long enough! I’m going to clown college!
Whoops, time for some maintenance.
Blobitar - A sitar made of pudding
Twanarium - An aquaium displaying twine
Phobiphore
Phobiphore - A fear monger
Trapknee
Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
Trapknee: A sand hazard in the middle of a dog-leg hole on a golf course
Feltstrew:
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
feltstrew: Belly button lint
hammerlass