New Word-Definition Game

darenpovian: describes the bestpectacled skinny boy between the ages of eight and 12, who smells of bacon fat.

harble

gwellent: Americanized pronunciation of the adjective describing the experimental neuroses in humans (and hamsters), as promoted by Dr. L. Le Guillant.

harble

harble - the dreaful feeling you get when you realize you’re losing your marbles

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goombally: a compatriot on The Sopranos.

fenglebein

fenglebein - When you get that special little fengle for someone.

ondeferrous

ondeferrous - going helplessly around in circles.

jucterred

juctured - what it feels like to have one’s panties in a wad

snoorgaviction

snoorgaviction – the compromised diction resulting from having snow blowing into your open mouth as you attempt to speak on a blustery winter day

jempoquase

jempoquase - the sickening feeling created by the suspicion that one’s new, expensive jewelry is actually fake.

exancellic

exancellic - Common mispronounciation of your “Ex-Aunt Sally”.

weblabe

weblabe - the new gossip website

kaurm

kaurm - trying to quickly cover up a sudden increase in voice-pitch whilst speaking.

frashilloustic

frashilloustic - grandmother of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

woonellate

woonellate – given to performing cliched and slightly inaccurate impersonations of sportscaster Keith Jackson

veplomitize

veplomitize - to write diplomas upon vellum.

minalletic

minalletic – given to seizures characterized by actions reminiscent of those of mina (also spelled minah, myna, and mynah) birds

buvakiar

buvakiar - a driver of a small car who loses his way on the boulevards and suddenly finds himself crossing a vacant lot.

alloriseptic

alloriseptic - the couple from hell.

lurse

lurse - person disguised as a nurse who entices prospective blood donors into vampire lairs

mellarginity

mellarginity – the quality of being both honey-voiced and silver-tongued; the power of pleasant persuasiveness

rogaph