/me gets cock-punched
… oh, and lubulous
lubulous – greasy, oily, especially in the sense of excessively so
agglormetian
agglormetian - first discovered living creature from the planet Agglor.
messoplination
messoplination – a clever but unconvincing explanation of how, or by whom, a mess was created
stegiggies
stegiggies - the funny noise that escapes when you are trying to hold back a giggle.
roliathan
roliathan -A medium-sized leviathan
prink
prink(s) - those annoying strands of hairs that grow on the finger joint closest to the hand.
pamprooga
pamprooga - flatulence that is louder than one hoped it would be.
grabulous
grabulous - the appreciation showed by those around someone after they rip a pamprooga (see above)
dechundified
dechundified - having recently been cleansed of vomit, but still having an unpleasant smell
thorpy
thorpy- acting in a sarcastic manner to cover feelings of infatuation.
antishurmatical
antishurmatical – the sinking feeling one gets after a math exam on which one has done poorly.
demunicollation
demunicollation - dieting by using smaller plates, so half-helpings look like your usual amounts.
epstring
epstring – the type of string a bard puts on his harp for reciting epics like Beowulf
forvulent
forvulent- dancing in a way that leads people to believe that you will “put out”.
plastissurdicate
plastissurdicate -to maintain that moldable polymers, made from petroleum by-products, do not exist.
suengish
suengish- the formal name for the meal monkeys make by dipping a stick into a tree and scooping up ants.
transilical
transilical - humor that appeals to all, even the southern part of the West coast.
driston
driston - the flap of skin that hangs under the chins of the elderly (I have a nascent driston myself).
fluckcycle
fluckcycle- a two-wheeled vehicle, powered by copulating birds.
yengous