glophestinal - the kind of disgusting food, found in cans, that men really like.
criglies
criglies - (1) the state or condition of looking just awful after a crying jag; (2) the delusion that one has large numbers of insects crawling inside one’s clothing
nopingivitis
nopingivitis -inability to hit a ping pong ball without the word “no” coming out of your mouth like a tic.
pepzing
pepzing - that minty, cool, fresh taste you get when you take a breath, after having just used mouthwash.
drul
drul - an auger in need of sharpening
espillamorace
drul - the goop that comes out your nose during a gut wrenching angry cry.
frapizo
espillamorace - a ritual done prior to purchasing new espadrilles.
frapizo
frapizo - an aerial circus performer with a weakness for milkshakes.
quontillovistic
frapizo - a religious, who lives in common with others, but only eats TINY round green vegetables.
lumlit
lumlit - a unit of measurement for the amount of darkness dispelled by lighting one candle.
quontillovistic
quontillovistic - having beheld the apparition of a world-class ice skater, doing a quintuple lutz atop a cash register.
sliroid
sliroid - a steroid used in a weight-loss program.
minkurn
minkurn - located at the nearest pet cemetery.
ruxstrel
ruxstrel - a balladeer for stone masons.
risponcilence
risponcilence - A singing act with you and Miss Dion.
wrelment
wrelment - Relatively well-meant; as of advice from someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
eschavenirish
eschavenirish – (from Eskimo + Havana +
Irish) – of wildly mixed ancestry
bremdolere
bremdolere - an overwhelming attack of homesickness experienced by an Italian in Bremen, Germany.
minscleraffant
minscleraffant - The flaky goop on the floor of public restrooms.
guctific
guctific - the appearance of an infant which has managed to smear all over its head pureed peas, mashed carrots, and pureed liver.
garmelminere