I want to introduce you to a new Doper, my husband, Yepmas.
: fanfare, cheers :
He coughed up the $14.95 just so he could play with us. 
He likes philosophy, pool, reading, and is starting to write poetry again. My favorites are about me, of course. 
You’ll probably find him hanging out in Great Debates mostly, but I can definitely see him stepping into the Pit from time to time.
So, please play nice and only use the 1920’s Style Death Ray if necessary. 
I’m waiting for the bikini pics.
:taps foot:
I’m sorry, was that directed to me or Yepmas? :dubious:
Oh, and welcome Yepmas!
So sorry, here you are.
He should be on directly once out of the shower.
I guess he just wants to smell purty for you folks.
:d
I was laughing so hard, I screwed up the icon.
Hi, everyone.
I’m currently reading “Mockingbird” by Walter Tevis. It’s pretty good and I’m right near the end, so I may be a little while before posting again, but thanks for the welcome, Bruce_Daddy.
harmless spends so much time here and is constantly pulling up threads for me to read that she finally convinced me to join.
Welcome, Yepmas! Any friend of harmless is…
is…
Oh God! Too…many…jokes…brain…bursting!
…afriendofmine! <pant> <pant> <pant>…
<whew!> Welcome to our silly 'lil corner of the web. There are, of course, rules which must be followed. However, these are different for each individual user, and are determined completely at random. So, we’ll just spin the 'ol Wheel Of Rules For The New Fish here…
<Tikkitatikkitatikkitatikkitatikkitatikkitaticktickticktick.tick.tick…tick…tick…tick…tick…tick…>
Ok, and you’ve landed on…“You must pick one current SDMB member to shower with back rubs and foot massages on a daily basis, and prepare breakfast in bed for this person at least once per week”.
Huh…Well, there ya go. The WORFTNF must be obeyed, so it looks like some Doper’s like just got a bit sweeter. You can thank me later, harmless 
Hey, don’t complain. At least yours doesn’t involve goat feltching.
What about the goat?
Aw, heck, Hal Briston already spoiled the surprise.
Shhh! The feltching part is pretty common knowledge anymore. It’s what he’s gotta do after that that’s the real surprise!
Not since you already USED the T … in felching…
[sub]Poor little urtle[/sub]
Speaking of urtles…err…turtles. Your post made me remember it was feeding time. And what a cute sight I just beheld. My little Zippy and Speedbump sharing a worm, Lady and the Tramp-spaghetti-eating-style.
Just thought I’d share.
Welcome Yepmas. Ignore Hal BTW, we don’t actually do any goat felching… … honestly.
Hal, bring the goat round back, we’ll wait until he’s sleeping. I’ll bring the vaseline but you’re buying the beers.
what?
And I suppose that since you’re harmless’s hubby, you be wanting to join the pres…pris…pristege…really, really good Doper Brat Pack. Hmmmmmm. We’ll see how the goat felching goes…I mean no goat felching whatsoever. ::winks at Hal::
Ok, Tick! I’ll bring the goat back around after he falls asleep!
Nope…no goats here.
…
Aw, crap! Said the loud part quiet and the quiet part lound again. :smack:
Double smackey:
life! "some Doper’s life just got a bit sweeter… :smack:
:smack: :smack: :smack:
Ok…Time to retire my fingers for awhile.
::looks at Hal:: :dubious:
::slaps Hal in back of head::
I tell ya, he didn’t have a clue.
Sooooo…Yepmas…tell us about yourself.
Waves Welcome!
Yepmas, be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Welcome into the STMB!