Hi! After looking over my husband slythe’s shoulder for many a month he finally persuaded me to sign-up to this site. I have read Cecil’s books and I find them very enjoyable and informative.
BTW, this is my old S.C.A. name.
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
Welcome, Rahna. Slythe’s a cool guy; I’m sure you’re equally cool. 
Hope you like it here.
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that She is pink; logically, we know She is invisible because we can’t see Her.
The dipwad says it’s slythe, not Slythe. But I just call him Hun.
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
Welcome!
Please allow me to introduce myself…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Welcome, and be at home with all of us wacko’s here.
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
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Can I call him dipwad, too? 
And I wouldn’t have capitalized his name if it hadn’t started a sentence. So there, slythe (dipwad).
Welcome aboard. Quick! Post something mundane!
I have a very stupid dog. Ok, he’s also toothless, nearly blind, almost completely deaf, and makes love to a dog slipper all the time.
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
Wow. You have a lot of potential, hon.
My foot is asleep and I am pouring the last Jack Daniels from my huge 1 liter bottle. Sad, isn’t it?
“Dipwad” is not, repeat NOT, an official name change!
-slythe
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Is “dipwad” with written with the upper case or lower? 
So I guess this means we shouldn’t be looking for your canine in the next Westminster Dog Show.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Rahdne, baby, how are you?
Nice dipwad, like to meet my hammerhead?
No, really, happy to have you aboard. Trust me do up your seatbelt when Ed says.
Wisdom is the boobie prize,they give you when you’ve been --unwise!
Thanks for the encouragement-I’m touched.
But being married to slythe already shows that, doesn’t it?
I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
welcone aboard! do you like curling?
“there’s nae a dog alive can outrun a greased Scotsman” – Groundskeeper Willy
Yes she does. Takes up 3/4 of the bed!
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Hello!!! Welcome aboard, sanity is not a requirement in this forum.
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In fact, it might even be detrimental.
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Welcome aboard, Rahne! And, I have to agree, sanity is neither required (thank goodness!) nor, most likely, desired. I think you’ll fit in just fine, in spite of slythe (only kiddin’).
My hubby is new here too, you can pop over and say howdy to him, if you like.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
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That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
From one newbie to another…hang on tight and use your seatbelt!!
And check out the crushes/fantasies thread…