Newbie alert!

I’ve been lurking for a few days, and finally decided to register and post. I saw this site mentioned on another message board, and have really enjoyed reading the posts. Some of the threads are an absolute riot. With my warped sense of humor, I think I might just fit right in.

I’m a SAHM with three kids, although the oldest lives with her dad. My husband and I have two girls together, ages 6 and almost-4. One’s in school; the other hangs out with me all day.

I saw a post about addictions; my addiction (besides Coke and caffeine) is horror. I write it, read it, collect it, LOVE it. It’s a very cool genre. :cool:

So that’s me. Looking forward to hanging out.

Sheri

Welcome to the Boards, I hope that you are prepared to give your life to them… sigh… I used to have a life, really… :smiley:

SAHM? Seriously Addled Ham Maker?

Welcome, DarkWriter.

h’llo!

hi

Welcome!

Watch out for pezpunk, he has… um, lice!

Hello! Don’t mind all the naked cavorting over there. We regularily have orgies and barbeques. I think I spelt that wrong but I have to go to work in a sec so I won’t spell check… welcome!

Uh, you might want to clarify on that one, maybe? :slight_smile:

She’s been married TWICE…need I say more.

Seductive
And
Horny
Mom

Welcome a-board

Ya know - Stephen King, monsters, evil spirits. To get a general idea of what I’m into, you can check out my website: http://www.geocities.com/sheriw1965/index.html.

My fundamentally-religous mom thinks I’m going to hell and taking my kids with me. :rolleyes:

Sheri

Well if you were looking for help with that, you’ve certainly come to the right place. :smiley:

Welcome to the boards DarkWriter.

BTW, when I first saw your name I thought it said DankWriter. Which would go along with the horror thing I suppose.

I like Stephen King, Richard Laymond, that kind of stuff. I write it, too. Collect horror books and other stuff. Can’t get enough of it. Love horror movies. Halloween is my favorite time of the year.

Here’s my website if you want to check it out: http://www.geocities.com/sheriw1965/index.html.

My fundamentally-religious mother thinks I’m careening straight to hell and dragging my kids with me. :rolleyes:

Sheri

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. Double posted on my first day. Sorry. My computer timed out, and I thought it didn’t take.

Oh, good - there is an embarrassed icon. :o

Sheri

Howdy, DarkWriter!

Welcome, welcome. Ready for a new addiction?
My employer has got scarcely a lick of work out of me ever since I joined up!

Oh! Four posts in and she already loses 15 yards on a double-post. Although not really 'cause it looks like we have some verbage change. Good thing you gave us that “newbie alert” :smiley:

Welcome DarkWriter. Did anyone show you where the towels are? There’s usually Mallowmars in the kitchen somewhere, help yourself.

I don’t know if I am in a position to welcome you seeing as I am a newbie too but welcome. I have hardly worked at all either since I have joined. I too love Stephen King and all other scary books.

Guys, guys, guys. I think AndYrAStar bolded “Coke” and was asking for clarification on that :D. Damn, there I go thinking again.

Anyways, WELCOME DarkWriter/Sheri.

I find thinking to be highly overrated. (Breathing too, but that’s another story.)

But hello DarkWriter!
jessica

::waves::

Welcome to the SDMB, DarkWriter! :slight_smile:

Hi, DarkWriter.
You live around here?

Make yourself at home. Take a stroll around the grounds. Be careful you don’t step into the… oops.

Dogs. We have dogs.