Gee, for someone with 1364 posts, you sure aren’t talkative. 
~Pix~
ello…I’m trying to think of something intelligent to say, but its all evading me at the moment…
Q: “What do you get if you cross hypergirl and Peculiar Pixie?”
A: “Naked Pix!”
…see, we can be just as shallow as any other board…
huhh? Oh, I guess that should be I can be just as shallow.
Welcome Pixie! Have fun!!
People, people, where are your manners?
Wellcome, Pixie, may I take your coat? I’ve noticed that everyone has been “haning around the new kid”, trying to suck up and all 
and nobody has mentioned the chips and dip on the coffee table and the cold keg in the kitchen.
Ya see, once you’ve been here a week or so, you get trapped. Hell, one week - one lifetime, it’s all the same. We’re just so damn excited to see new life from the “outside”. I can tell you this, because you can NEVER go back to warn the “topsiders”. You are doomed to stay here FOREVER!!!. Anyway, make yourself at home. Just save some Dorito’s w/ hint of lime for me.
Gawd Pix and Spritl I’m realy sorry but I ate all the chips and dip and drank all the beer. Didn’t realize anyone else was coming.
Sorry
Around here, saying “ignore me” certainly gets you noticed.
Welcome, Pixie.Hey there!
Enjoy the board Pix! Just don’t forget to read our bible(s)!!! Cecil Adams’ books and columns will enrich your life at least as much as this forum, probably a lot more
Oh, and don’t worry about the nachos and beer, the twinkies and bongs are in the back
- G. Raven
Nicetameetcha!
::extends clammy palm::
Pixie, pixie, pixie . . .
Yeah, you can do it this way, open your own thread and get welcomed by people who don’t really care and are just trying to pad their post counts, OR you can check out that link in my thread and be welcomed offically by a poster who is truly concerned with making the newbies feel like they belong here.
NoNoNoNO!
Pixie PLEASE have a care before venturing untested into Fuehrer Frog’s lair!
Honest, Froggie, this seduction-of-the-innocent bit is gettin’ a mite disturbing… Your propensity to abuse those with low post-counts - to the point of setting up your own thread (!)
MOST people here, Pixie, want you to enjoy yerself. So look around… Kick back, c’n I get you a beer? I’m told I mix a mean cocktail. And, yes, I can make “girl” drinks. Tho’ mebbee I could offer you mine own Black Russian. I won’t double it 'less you ask me to.
Check out some party threads - there’s a swingin’ Mistletoe party over there…
And if you want a (somewhat) benevolent Board veteran to initiate you, there’s the Newbie Initiation Thread over there…
Have fun!
Welcome, I’m still a newbie myself but I’m on my way to being a made woman… Crunchy is my mentor.
Back, all of you… he’s mine!
Geez . . . another Canuck. What, did someone invite y’all over the border?
J/K. Some of my best friends are . . . wait, they’re not canucks. But I do have friends who are, though I doubt they’d admit it:)
Nocturne, what am I besides your sdmb mentor? Did you clear this with me?
Whoops, I already posted in Frog’s thread. Didn’t know any better. Shame on me.
At any rate, I would love a pina colada. Enough of a girl drink for you?
As a great philosopher once said, “And a merry Ho-Ho to you too, li’l elf!”
Welcome aboard, and watch out for the dirty old men.
(It was Tommy Smothers who said that, BTW.)
Dirty old men? I resemble that remark
Also, a random thought courtesy of Groucho Marx: I would never belong to any club that would have me as a member.
Hi, Pix!
Nice to meet you, hope you have fun!
Scotti