Newbie (hi)

Aw… no offense honey… just a joke.

ooh ok, i never can tell when someones joking or being serious on here…
:smiley:

Lemme see if I can help out… trublmakr has been kidding, as have most of the people in this thread as far as I can tell. I, on the other hand, am always deadly serious and have no sense of humor.

Isn’t that right, Mr. Stapler?

Mr. Stapler concurs.

I think we lost her.

Perhaps she’s busy retying the bikini…

This thread should be posted as a warning to newbies (like myself). Poor Keira , has been through the wringer.

After reading just a few threads I knew that I needed to read until I knew the rules (written and unwritten), before posting. Otherwise it’d be like throwing myself to the wolves. And damn smart wolves they are! A girl must be prepared…

Gesundheit.

nngghhhh… can’t fight… fingers… typing… unbidden…

a/s/l check!

Now boys, don’t bag on the girl for being young and hot.

Keira, assume that someone is kidding until they say they aren’t. Especially in this forum. MIPSIMS is all about being a smart ass.
Unless they are saying that you’re pretty hot and illegal. Then they’re serious.

Though you did say that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor…hmmm…was that sarcasm or not? :dubious:

Welcome to the SDMB.

–==Mike==–

:: picks herself up from the floor, where she has been laying helplessly laughing with her hair trailing in the kitty-litterbox:: This is the first time I asked this on the boards, but please: can I have this as sig for a while?

Funniest thing I’ve read all week. :smiley:

I’m most flattered. Please, be my guest.

…tears of laughter. Hey, she thinks Jews are cool. Give the girl a SDMB coffee mug !!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Remember, dearest, boys don’t get intimate with girls who are illiterate.

( Direct quote from The Master )

Oh, and welcome to The Straight Dope !!!

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