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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Might as well join in and say hello to all! I’ve been using (and abusing) computers since the old Texas Instruments days, am a rabid Frank Zappa, Yes, ELP, Bela Flec fan and sometime musician. Play guitar, piano, banjo, bass, drums and sing somewhat. Spent 10 years in the Army in Germany and the Middle East. Served in Desert Storm with distinction. Divorced AND handled my own case AND got full custofy of all three of my kids. Remarried to a wonderful lady. Kind of opinionated but so is every body else around here. :slight_smile: Started reading Straight Dope in Germany and have NOT been able to stop. Any advice - good, bad or indifferent is always appreciated. Am not a troll and won’t like sock puppets until cloning is a reality… :stuck_out_tongue:

Abby something…Abby Normal
Young Frankenstein

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Welcome aboard, Combustable One :wink:

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Welcome aboard, jump right in.

** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer

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Welcome!

Please allow me to introduce myself…

Yer pal,
Satan

http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two weeks, four days, 13 hours, 46 minutes and 41 seconds.
742 cigarettes not smoked, saving $92.87.
Life saved: 2 days, 13 hours, 50 minutes.

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Happy to have you xploder.

One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

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I just re-read my post and boy do I sound about as bland as unflavored yogurt or what?

sheesh.

this is a fake sig

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Oh yeah…thanks for the welcome all.
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Welcome aboard. Thank you for this opportunity to gratuitously inflate my post count.

Also, it sounds like you may have a pretty good idea about the board already. That is a good thing. Sit back and enjoy the running jokes, sexual tension, and double entendres that have become a hallmark of our happy home.

Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.

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I first saw xploder in the “Porn Czar” thread. xploder and I live in the same city. Cool, huh? We’ve emailed a few times, and this has led me to believe that xploder is a really, really nice guy. So you guys better be nice to him, okay? Because we’re from Flint, and you don’t want to mess with people from Flint. We’re worse than Detroiters.

(xploder: I just talked you up really good, okay? Now go forth and don’t make me look bad. :D)

Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

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“Also, it sounds like you may have a pretty good idea about the board already. That is a good thing. Sit back and enjoy the running jokes, sexual tension, and double entendres that have become a hallmark of our happy home.”

Well, I HAVE been lurking for quite a while now :slight_smile: I just never bothered to register until very recently.

CRISTI IS THE MOST AWESOME POSTER ON THIS BOARD!!! I bow before her magnificience and majesty. I’d eat a mile of dead skunk butts to see her in person!!!

Oops…guess I shoulda turned my brain to Army mode OFF.

this is a fake sig

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Now that, for any and all newbies on the board, is the way to get yourself in good here. You don’t have to say nice things about me, but if you just pick a reg, bow before his/her majesty, and eat a few dead skunk butts, you’ll be juuuuust fiiiiine. :smiley:

Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

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Of course, friends may call him Mully instead of “running joke” :smiley: