Welcome, antinephritic!
Getting ready for the initiation, I see. Good luck!
[slips the new guy/girl a large glass full of whiskey]
[whispers]This will make it easier, trust me[/whispers]
I’ll be in the next room, sharpening my blade, with full ear and eye protection. Just in case of… well, you know.
And now for the Paddling of Swolen Asses with Paddles.
We accept you! We accept you! One of us! One of us!
Jeeze, now you guys have done it. Poor antinephritic is probably running for the hills and may never post here (or anywhere) again. Which is understandable.
Hey, antinephritic, they are just kidding. I think.