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I saw a commercial this morning for the Itsy Bitsy Interactive Spiderman Plush:

It’s a little Spiderman. It dances with it’s little spider hands up in the air. It sings 2 songs!!!, including the Spiderman theme song (Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can) and Itsy Bitsy Spider (hmm.) Ok, not including 2 songs, just 2 songs. That’s about it.

Of course if it’s like most mechanical “plush” toys, it’s like handling rocks inside a velvet bag. And according to the Amazon.com review, it makes loud clicking noises from the belly, and the instructions say you have to position Spidey’s arms just right or he breaks.

But most of all, Spiderman, what happened to you? You used to be cool, now you’re singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”