Yes, but can you rock, rock, rock, rock with the ROCK? This is key.
I’m amazed that ater 12 000 posts and more than 3 years here, you’re unfamiliar with Jack Chick. Am I being whooshed?
For some reason, I find this oddly comforting.
I’ve seen his tracts on sale here in the UK, but you’re right, most people haven’t heard of him and would have a hard time believing he’s for real if they had. (Mind you, I think this is probably generally true in other places too)
Oh puhleeze. :rolleyes:
I sold my soul to rock and roll years ago, babe.
Tripler
The UK doesn’t, but we do have the Fourth of July.
It comes right between the Third and the Fifth.
On sale? :eek: Am I sensing an arbitrage opportunity in ferrying Chick tracts across the Atlantic?
I was surprised to recently read the Best Friend tract. Surprised, because I was mostly unoffended afterwards. I’m not saying the tract would have converted me to Christianity, but if I were already a Christian, this tract wouldn’t have made me want to renounce my faith. Where was the narrow-mindedness, the bigotry, the ignorance, and the hatred we’ve come to expect from a Chick tract?
Whoa! I thought ol’ Chick didn’t like lesbians. Those are some baby dykes if ever I saw any. Did you see the way they were snuggling in the second panel on page 20? That’s surely a look of, shall we say, sweet relief in the next panel (and the other girl is unseen. I wonder where she is, hmmmm.) Then they walk away from the field of flowers holding hands. Finally the first, obviously the butch* one from the haircut, nibbles on the femme’s ear and they embrace again with little love hearts all around. This is porn.
*Not stone-cold butch, though as we saw earlier.
Yup, in a Christian bookshop in Bournemouth.
“Oh, I’d love that!.. by the way, do you think there are Ice Blue Double Ended Jelly Dildos in heaven?”
Taking off her Gaydar™ monocle Yep, that’s definitely an attempt to unhook a bra right there in the last panel.
Well, I can tell you that our friend Chick has managed to distribute his tracts all the way to Greece. I found one on my windshield when leaving work last year. It was the “Big Daddy” tract, in Greek. The translation was quite good actually. Better than I would have expected for something like this. It was obvious some effort went into making and distributing these things.
It was my first contact with Chick and I have to admit it left me rather, hm, perplexed.
The funny thing is that through the SDMB I discovered his site, and when I checked the original version of the tract, I noticed that some of the panels had been changed. It was when the kid “proved” that evolution was fake. Some panels had been dropped while a few had been changed. I have no idea why actually.
I haven’t found any other tracts on my car since then. I now get them from the SDMB. 
One single person? You sound dangerously close to embracing monophysitism there . . .
Jes’ describin’ one of the various s-planations, not advocatin’ …
And yes, the “Best Friend” girls have got one serious thing going, there…
Yeah, the Best Friend one is perplexingly unhateful. Pretty much a very simplistic explanation of Christianity from the fundamentalist Protestant viewpoint. Where is the good ol’ foaming-mouthed ranter we know and love? 
The little sidestory going on with the cat is even amusing!
Would it really be heaven without them?
What were the puritans belief system? Were they so radically different from the Church of England that they were persecuted?
Christmas? Is that the same as Stuff Getting Day?
IIRC, their beliefs included beheading the King.[1] It’d kinda make me want to kick them out.
[1] Included primarily for humorous effect. I come from a weird Quaker/UCC[2]/Episcopalian/Baptist[3] background.
[2] United Church of Christ, nee The Congregationalist Church, nee the Puritans.
[3] Southern Baptist until the convention kicked the church out for doing horrible things like ordaining women.