Newest Inductee- Horrible Mascot Hall of *Throw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit*: Toomgis from AM/PM

Cafe Society
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The first time I saw one of the new AM/PM commercials with their new mascot, Toomgis, I honestly thought is was going to be some kind of PSA about obesity and a warning to avoid junk food. That’s how this character seemed to me: a cautionary tale.

As the commercial continued, I was surprised to realize the advertisers actually expected me to connect with this thing as a spokesmascot and positive representation of the company being advertised.

Really? That thing is hideous, low-IQ, and gluttonous. He immediately gives me negative impressions of AM/PM, a company I had previously been neutral towards.
Yuck.

Toomgis is not “Too Much Good Stuff”. Toomgis is an assault on the senses.

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It is hard to imagine that somebody said ‘that is perfect, go with him’.

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Besides the snacks, it’s made of “35 kinds of generosity and kindness”. What does that even mean?

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He looks like the kind of guy that would approach children in the back of the store and say, “Want to come back here and eat some of my candy?”

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That is truly nightmare fuel. I’m not sure of it’s the Cheese Doodle beard or hotdog fingers that’s worse. Probably the fingers.

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“Mister, your foot-long cheesedog is leaking”.

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Dear God what is that thing?

There’s only one thing to do; steel-cage death match between this mutant and whoever’s Col. Sanders this week.

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“Ok, so, you asked us to come up with a marketing mascot for you that *represented *the snacks but what if - hear me out - what if the mascot *WAS *the snacks?”

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“I call that special sauce.”

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“Yeah, well the SVU is calling it evidence.”

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A character from Maurice Sendak’s Where the Patchouli-Soaked Stoned-Out Hippies with Terminal Munchies Are?

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YEEEEEEEEEK!!! :confused:Looks like something out of a Stoner’s nightmare after they smoke too much Marajuana! I wonder how many kids are going to have nightmares after seeing AM/PM’s new mascot?:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Or the cheeseburger nose or the link sausage eyebrows? Eep!!!

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Straight out of a fever dream. :eek:

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That is terrifying…but not as terrifying as the thought of him and the BK King being lovers. Just imagine…the two of them laying in bed next to each other, sharing a cigarette…fry sauce and mustard splattered against the wall…sadly…that’s the first thing that popped into my head. My sad, little perverted mind has failed me yet again.