If that’s true, they could just go the other direction with it:
Episode III: Caca Doodie.
Likely to be more descriptive than either of the last two movie titles were.
How about ‘The Axis of Terror’
I think that’d actually be kind of funny, if done right. “The Separatists have blockaded the trade bazaars at Tatooine, and are working with Jabba the Hutt, Boba Fett, Lando Calrissian, and [insert other reference to the Original Trilogy here]. Is it… legal?” cue sudden heavy breathing, lightsaber noises, and screaming
Add my voice to the cries (well, mutters) of disgust at “The Creeping Fear.” Here’s hoping it isn’t the real title. Here’s hoping* more* that, regardless of title, the movie manages* not* to suck.
What about Episode III - Faster Anakin! Kill! Kill!
I’m hoping it’ll be better than the first two, but as usual, it’ll be a far cry from the originals. Knowing that, I’ll only be satisfied if it’s incredibly violent! :mad: I want to see the Empire enslave the Wookies! :mad: But I want to see the Wookies rip a lot of arms off in the process! And a few heads! And blood fountains! :mad: Argh! I’m angry! So very, very angry! :mad:
Anyhoo…
Well, as accurate as the original title for Episode II, Send in the Clones would have been, it had some other connotations that the filmmakers weren’t comfortable with.
But I will admit, I had my Quatloos riding on Fall of the Republic or Rise of the Empire as the title for Ep. III.
Ranchoth
(Don’t bother, they’re here.)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Duck
“And they’ve brought a flag.”
Nice Simpsons ref, there Cap’n. One can only hope that George took the hint.
How about: Episode III: I’m Really Sorry And To Make It Up To I Hired A Decent Director And Screenwriter This Time?
Episode III: Anakin Falls In A Lava Pit While Fighting Obi-Wan And Barely Crawls Out Alive But Survives And Becomes Darth Vader But You Already Knew That If You Saw The Original Star Wars
Episode III: Pull My Finger
So when I thought I heard the Millennium Falcon’s horn play Dixie as it ran away from Sheriff Darth P. Coltrane, I was right?
Star Wars III: Real Jedi Don’t Wait 26 Years for a Prequel.
Episode III:
Fubar: The Governor of Givin 'er
Episode III: Where we learn Darth Sidious is really Barney …
Episode III - Freddy vs. Darth
Y’know, it bothered me for about five minutes. But the more I thought about it the more realized it is perfect. Lucas’ movies have always been B-class flicks.
I think you may want to take a closer look. The Clones attacking is the key event that sparked the rise of the Empire.
When they attacked, Dooku finally had a good causus belli to take his systems into revolt. Of course, it was all orchestrated by Dooku and Sidious/Palpatine anyway, but that was expected. But the Jedi played right into Palpatine’s hands, and sparked the conflict that would result in their deaths.
It’s going to be interesting when episodes IV - VI come out on DVD this year. I think a lot of people are going to realize that they were full of a lot of the same things that people are complaining about here. They have bad acting (although they did have Harrison Ford). They have Lucas directing.
The things that bugged me about episode I were Jar Jar and the overuse (or bad use) of CGI. Both were well toned down in episode II. None of the movies were deep and meaningful, but they are great popcorn action adventure.
In closing… die Jar Jar, die!
Star Wars III: Electric Boogaloo
Star Wars III: The Quickening
I always thought it would be something along the lines of “Star Wars: The Last Hope.”