here’s a title you will love:
Star Wars III: The Hundred Deaths of Jar Jar Blinks
Episode III: Harry v. Anakin
Episode III: Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Gungans.
I can actually picture Christian Haydenson declaring “You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!”
Episode III: Episode III
Seriously tho why not:
Episode III: Fall of the Jedi
or
Episode III: Death of the Jedi
From “Attack of the terror droids”:
“You are either with us or the dark side!”
(ok, tasteless)
But those would be plot spoilers!
Since we all know Star Wars is homophobic propaganda anyway, how about Episode III: Gay Marriage Legalised?
Like Return of the Jedi? 
Star Wars Episode III: This is not the sequel you are looking for
This idea for a title is a little personal to actually work but here goes…
Episode III: drm didn’t really even like the other five but we will still get him to be one of the first to fork over 13.95.
As for the title they came up with? I could care less. I have never been a star wars fan as the whole skywaker family annoys me to no end. I will see this one opening day because of Natalie Portman and no other reason but I that’s enough.
Empire Strikes Back and Jedi were outsourced, thank God.
Thank God, redux
I know this has turned into essentially a joke thread, but I’ve heard that “The Creeping Fear” on Ain’t It Cool News is no more than an April Fool’s day joke. It’s supposedly a nod to an old Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing movie called “The Creeping Flesh.”
Seeing as how ANH was vastly better than RotJ, I don’t see why you’d thank God for that.
Yeah, but given how Lucas specifically picked Richard Marquand because Marquand was much easier for Lucas to push around, you might as well say that RotJ was Lucas’s “in-house” job as well. Heck, Lucas did most of the post-production and editiong on RotJ anyway, and Marquand readily admits his role was nothing more than to do whatever Lucas wanted, without question.