News flash: Men lie about number of sex partners

Where were they joined?

That’s really bizarre. But, I’d say it counts. Penetration=sex, IMO.

Ya know, a while back ago I tried to put together a list of how many women I’ve been with. I was quite confident the number was going to be around 70 or so considering my studly-ness and all.

Turns out the number was more like 45. Apparently I’m not quite the stud I thought I was.

I call that a slow Tuesday.

There’s also a reference in American Pie 2 to the “Rule of Three”. Men inflate their number by a factor of 3 while women deflate theirs by 1/3.

Toledo, I believe.

I’m glad panache didn’t have to travel too far.