Good call. I’m tempted to bookmark this post just for the predictive value.
Did you hear that Obama fathered not just one, but *two *black babies?
And he quit his last job and now gets money from the government.
And lives in public housing.
I can’t stand the hypocritical son of a bitch. I’d sooner vote for Alfred E. Newman or Fritz The Cat.
Values? Values my ass.
I’ve campaigned all up and down this great country of ours. I’ve debated many a good man, and I’ve laid many a good woman. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s.. it’s… it’s you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie…
Is that stupid looking plastic helmet that Callista wears something from Fritz the Cat? I don’t remember Alfred E. Newman ever looking so contrived. He wasn’t “worried” about his missing tooth.
That Callista bitch is a piece of work. One of the great things about passion is to be able to fuck in the shower, the tub or wherever. It’s not difficult to imagine Callista saying, “Newt, while you try to find your soft, tiny dick I’m going to put on a shower cap (or remove this plastic helmet) and then we can pretend to get it on. Just don’t muss my makeup.”
I’ve lived long enough to know that a bitch like her is trouble. Anyone that would fall for that contrived piece of shit is a total loser.
I have, and want, a woman that can wake up in the morning, give me a smile, toss her hair, put on a tee-shirt and jeans, get the coffee ready and still provoke total lust in my body and heart. That woman is nothing like Callista. Callista is disgusting, as is Newt.
Not after 4 at-bats (1 game). Newt needs to get married and make *hundreds *more pledges of fidelity to see how he maintains his average over the course of a season.
/does GIS for Callista Gingrich
//screams, quickly closes tab, runs
I’m not perfect so I’m not gonna cast no stones at Newt. Unless I get the chance to really cast some real stones* at the fat pompous bastard.
*Fairly heavy stones with jagged edges.
If you cast enough stones, I’ll dance on his grave.
Oh dear Lord, I did too. She’s like an owl wearing lipstick.
I keep thinking Chicken Lady.
orly? 
She does give Michele Bachman a run for her money in the Crazy-Eyed Republican Bint Contest.
So then I check the news. This piece of lard wants to be President and run the United States and the world. He say’s he’s got ideas. He says his intellect is superior to those that he is running against. Yet, this lazy ass can’t get organized enough to get his name on the primary ballot in a swing state like Virginia. You want to run the country but you can’t even get the simple things done in running your campaign?
http://news.yahoo.com/gingrich-virginia-primary-election-154129618.html
How lame and incompetent is that? This pussy missed the slam-dunk and he want’s to be President. Merry Christmas, asshole.
Ricky Perry failed to get on the ballot in Virginia, too. But he’s an Aggie & has never claimed to be smart…