Newt's backers

So far, Palin and Herman Cain have both announced that they are backing Gingrich. Now if he can just get Randy Quaid and Glenn Beck to come out for him, he’ll have a nearly full complement of loonies behind him. I can’t wait to see who else is waiting in the wings.

Bonus points if Beck attacks Romney’s religion in the process.

We could compile a list of loony Republicans that haven’t endorsed Newt yet. Then start a letter writing campaign to convince them to do so.

Where does Gary Busey stand? He’s usually my leading indicator.

Usually close to a sturdy structure in case he starts falling over again.

First time out he endorsed Trump.

Then in December he endorsed and then almost immediately withdrew his endorsement of Gingrich:

Ha!

FWIW, Chuck Norris endorsed him.

Have Christine O’Donnell or Sharon Angle endorsed anyone yet? Lots of good whackadoodle energy there.

If only the primary campaign were an ass-kicking contest . . .

It’a kind of turning out to be, in a figurative sense.

As to Beck, for some unknown reason, he’s come out with an “any Republican except Newt” stance.

Christine O’Donnell is backing Romney, claiming he is more “consistent” than Newt.

AFAIK Sharron Angle is still holding on to her endorsement card, possibly hoping to trade it in for a gig as White House Torturer or something similar.

Wife number four?

I forgot about this:

Good times.

Makes sense. I mean, after all, she hasn’t been a witch since she stopped being one.

After his second term, perhaps Newt and all the rest can go live in that lunar (loony?) colony he says he’s going to create.

If future generations ever build a monument to President Romney on the National Mall, I hope “Consistent since he changed his Mind” is carved on it somewhere.

Chuck Norris once won an asskicking contest…with one leg tied behind his back.

Hah! I get it: ass:donkey::donkey:democrat, hence Chucky kicks. . .what again?

Speaking of which, will the moon colony be gated? I wouldn’t want just anyone wandering in.

And more importantly, what happens if the nuclear waste we store on the dark side of the moon explodes? What are the constitutional provisions for dealing with one state hurtling through deepest space? That’s not even addressing illegal Psychon immigration.