NFL Predictions Week 9

Hey, it looks like it’s on me to kick this off again. Couldn’t have happened at a better time, we have some great contest this week. In the early showing we have the Bledsoe’s Bills facing the Patriots. In the later games, TO and the Niners face off with Rice and the Raiders. I don’t plan on leaving the house. The Boys will be bribed, the phone unplugged, the snacks prepared. Let’s get it started. Favorites in CAPS, the line is America’s.

Early Games

Baltimore @ ATLANTA 71/2 O/U 40

Poor Ravens, poor, poor Ravens. They don’t stand a prayer in this game. Last I heard Lewis was expected to be out for the season, but I couldn’t see him containing Vick anyway. The O/U is a little on the high side to me, but Atlanta wins and covers. Let’s call it 27-10.

Dallas @ DETROIT 3 O/U 38

I consider these teams nearly equally matched, seem the odds makers agree. We might even see some tentativeness in that Dallas defense after that fine against Woodson. If so Harrington could have a good day at Ford Field. Take the home team to win and cover. PUSH.

New England @ BUFFALO 2 ½ O/U 47 ½

Do you realize how difficult it is typing “1/2” I wish the odds-makers would grow a freaking spine. The Patriots have dropped some games, and now here comes the man the dumped in favor of Brady. That Bills offense has been putting on a show. Now do you take the team hungry for a win, or do you take the team with the offense led by a man with something to choose. Decisions, decisions, Buffalo wins and cover this rather small spread, I’m thinking under here though.

PITTSBURG @ Cleveland 3 O/U 43

Boy am I glad I didn’t have to pick the line on this game. The lead in the AFC North rides on this game, and both teams are on win streaks. I’m going to pick this as an upset and give it to the Browns. Over.

Cincinnati @ HOUSTON 3 O/U 37

Sad, truly sad to be the underdog to an expansion team. Texans wins and covers. Under.

Minnesota @ TAMPA BAY 7 O/U 37

I didn’t even have to look at the line to know who was favored in this game. The only beef I have is with the Over/Under. Will the grumbling about the signing of McKinney be enough to distract Moss and Culpepper from hooking up? Tampa Bay to win, but take the over in this game.

PHILADELPHIA @ Chicago 6 ½ O/U 38 ½

Again with those freaking half points. Oh well, no surprises here, move along nothing to see here folks. Eagles win and cover.

Tennessee @ IINDIANAPOLIS 3 O/U 46 ½

Sigh, yet again. Can Manning let me down yet again? I’ll take Indy in this game, but be forewarned every time I pick Indy to win they blow it.

Late Games

New York Jets @ SAN DIEGO 7 ½ O/U 41

Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall at biggirls house for this game? Other than that, nothing else to recommend this game. Take the Charger to win and cover, I’d take the over too.

ST. LOUIS @ Arizona 3 O/U 43

I can’t figure any reason for the Rams to be favored in this game. Sure they’ve got Marshall Faulk; sure they’ve got a pretty confident back up at QB. But if you saw the AZ/SF game last week you’d know that this Cardinals team can beat the Rams and that’s what I’m calling. AZ to upset. Over.
Jacksonville @ NY GIANTS 3 O/U 35

The Giants have made a change at Offensive Coordinators, maybe we’ll stop seeing QBs benched now. Giants to win and cover, take the over.

San Francisco @ OAKLAND 3 O/U 49

It’s a great week to be a football fan in the SF Bay Area. There’s no love lost between Niners and Raiders fans. To hear the Raiders talk about it, it’s just a regular game. Ditto from the Niners. Don’t you believe it for one second. The Raiders are coming off a three game losing streak, and badly need a win. The Niners though not desperate for a win, would love to beat the Raiders. The edge in this game will go to whoever makes the least mistakes. Because I’m a hardcore Niners fan, I’m taking the Niners. I’m taking the Push, well just look at it.

Washington @ SEATTLE 3 O/U 42 1 and 1 flipping half!!!

Seattle plays good at home, but seem incapable of stopping team with a modicum of offense. For that reason, I’m taking the Redskins. Over.
Let the calls begin and…

GO NINERS

Goddamnit Stuffy, you beat me by 5 minutes.

Here’s my picks, I’ll chime in a little later with some commentary and my OMNI picks.

Sundays Games
New England 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Buffalo 5-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Bills by 2½)
Two ways to look at this, Buffalo is hot and the Pats are ice cold. The other is that the Pats are due to win, and Buffalo is due to lose. I think both are half right, the Pats are due to get back on track and realize that they can’t coast, but the Bills are flat out hot. The Bills are better on offense, and both teams struggle against the run. The most interesting think to watch is going to be the Bledsoe/Belichick game. Belichick should definately know Drews weaknesses and find ways to confuse him, but I know Drew spent plenty of time studying the Pats defensive weaknesses too. Not to mention that Bledsoe will be really fired up, and I think the Pats will be just a little scared that they have to face this guy twice a season. You gotta love the way this worked out, Drew has been nothing but class and I really believe that there’s no bad blood between any one on these two teams. It’ll be emotional and exciting, but there seems to be no malice. Oh, and what the hell were the Pats thinking trading him in the division, you telling me that the Bears wouldn’t have been the smarter choice even if it meant you got less? I think this game will be high scoring enough to make that 2½ points seem like nothing, and I’m gonna go with the home team to win it. Bills win and cover, but damn its gonna be hard to stake money against the Pats after last season.

Pittsburgh 4-3 (Away: 2-2) @ Cleveland 4-4 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Steelworkers by 3)
Pitt is an entirely different team with Maddox back there. I don’t think he’ll be able to win the big games, but these divisional rivalry games are a different story. Run some, pass some, play defense and win. It won’t be easy to do in Cleveland, but there’s nothing that really says they can’t. If a couple of guys get real hot on Cleveland, especially Couch and a reciever or two they could definately win this game, but I’m going to have to pick the favorite. Pittsburgh wins and covers, but that 3 points is ugly and my money won’t be on the line.

Tennessee 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Indianapolis 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Colts by 3)
The Colts have screwed me twice in two weeks. Here’s why. You bring in a defensive guy like Dungy and expect him to improve the defense and leave the offense alone. However in the real world, coaches can affect offenses by their presence, but defenses require talent and depth. In that vein, Dungy has helped the defense a little through philosophy and talent evaluation, but completely muzzled the offense in the same way he did in Tampa. Maybe he’s not so great. I know its not exactly revolutionary, but I didn’t put it together until seeing them in primetime. Tennessee is an enigma, and they have been frustrating to predict. Ditto here, where their offense could click and boost them over the top, or their defense could fold and get them blown out…maybe both. I’m going to give the edge to the Titans, because perhaps for the first time they are actually more healthy than the opponent, and Edge is a huge question mark. Titans win and cover.

Cincinnati 0-7 (Away: 0-3) @ Houston 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Texans by 3)
Damn its gotta suck to be a Bengals fan…wait, I guess that means there’d have to be some. OK, it’d suck to be a Bengals player. I don’t really believe that they are that bad, certainly not as bad as Bengals teams of the last decade, and this is and expansion team they are facing. However, the Texans have a pretty stiff defense that can keep them in it. Dillon isn’t likely to go too wild, but he’ll have a solid day. Carr may actually not get sacked for a change, that should be nice. There’s not a whole lot to go on here, so its gonna be a bit of a stab in the dark. Texans win, but the Bengals cover.

Baltimore 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Atlanta 4-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Falcons by 7½)
Jesus, 7½?!?! Granted its possible, but thats awfully damn generous for a pretty solid defensive team against a Rookie QB, even if his name is Vick. The Ravens are going to be able to make the Falcons one dimentional, and I think thats going to cause Vick some trouble. The Ravens D seems to have lost a little confidence without Lewis, but they’ll get it back eventually I think. I don’t quite think the Ravens have enough play-makers to win this one on the road, but I expect them to keep it on the ground and make it close. Falcons win, Ravens cover.

Philadelphia 5-2 (Away: 1-2) @ Chicago 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Philly by 6½)
I’ve been dreadng this game…no not becuase the Eagles are so good, but because it’s probably a game where I can’t possibly justify picking my Bears. What the hell am I to do? Urlacher is one of only a couple players in the league who can effectively spy a guy like McNabb, he did it against Vick successfully. The downside however is that the Bears have really struggled against the run, and Philly is really clicking there. Urlacher will probably see a little too much flack to really smother McNabb entirely, and Staley will have a decent day. They’ll be somewhat one dimentional, but that dimention will probably be enough to keep up with the Bears flimsy offense, Miller’s back…but thats hardly a deal breaker. Thats an offense facing a dominating Philly defense. Sadly, Philly wins and covers.

Dallas 3-5 (Away: 1-3) @ Detroit 2-5 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Detroit by 3)
Dallas is gonna let down after Emmitt’s big day, if they give the ball to Hambrick 20+ times, they’ll win. The Boys won’t be doing that, and it’ll cost them against a climbing Lions squad. Hutchinson is a improvement at QB, but he’s several steps behind Harrington. The Lions don’t match up deensively too well, but I think at home it’ll be enough. I think this game will be close, but not sure how close. Lions win, and cover barely.

Minnesota 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Tampa Bay 6-2 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Bucs by 7)
Can’t imagine that the Bucs will fold in this one, but you saw what happened last week in a similarly one-sided matchup with a fat spread. Both Johnsons are hurt, Rob hurt his ass somehow…I’m sure there’s a few jokes in that locker room. Odds are that Shaun King will start. The Vikings seem to be getting things together somewhat offensively, but the Bucs D is going to be nasty. The Bucs will win again, but its going to come down to mistakes as to who covers. The Bucs D could create havoc and make it a blow out, the Vikings D could victimize a bad Bucs line and beat up whoever is at QB. Bucs win, Vikings cover.

**Washington 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Seattle 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Seattle by 2½)
Tough break for the Redskins to be without Davis, they’d probably win this one if he were in there. I don’t expect Alexander to blow up even though the Redskins defense has been suspect. As it is both teams will struggle offensively due to injuries, specifically to Dilfer and Jackson in Seattle. Defensively the Redskins are stronger than the Seahawks and Watson had a pretty solid performance last week. If Davis were playing I’d be real confident, but even still I’m going to have to pick the upset on the road. It won’t take long for the fans to get all over Hasselbeck if he struggles.

St. Louis 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Arizona 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (St Louis by 3)
Lots of 3 and 7 points spreads again, bastards. the fact that this one is in AZ should help since the Rams seems to be clicking again at home to a degree. I don’t see too many scenarios where the Cards can win this one unless Plummer goes absolutely nuts or theres a big injury to Faulk or Bulger. The Cards always play real hard and have been able to put points on the board and prevent too many big plays, but they don’t match up talentwise against many teams. It’ll be especially apparent this week. Rams win and cover.

NY Jets 2-5 (Away: 1-2) @ San Diego 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 4:05 PM ET CBS (Chargers by 7½)
Do you think Tomlinson is flat out salivating coming into this game? Especially after having a bye week? Marty has this team running with authority and it’ll continue with vigor this weekend, everything else is just gravy. Brees is going to have another solid day agianst a weak Jets defense, but they won’t even need it once LT gets over. This is the shortest injury report I’ve seen in this match up, thats about all I have to say positively for the Jets. Chargers win big, covering easily. Bet it.

San Francisco 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Oakland 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Oakland by 3)
Tough game to predict, Oakland hasn’t done anything consistently lately, most improtant of which is the poor results in the Red zone. San Fran’s defense has been hot and cold, and if it lets down too often this week the Raiders will get back on track and roll. Its a good home field in Oakland, and I don’t think you’ll see TO doing anything stupid after a score. I’m not sure why, maybe its just the way trends have been reversing in the NFL, but I expect Oakland to come out of their shell against this team. Raiders win and barely cover, but don’t count on it.

Jacksonville 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ NY Giants 3-4 (Home: 1-2) 8:30 PM ET ESPN (G’ints by 3)
It wasn’t long ago the Jags beat the Eagles, right? I can’t really see that the Giants offense has much chance of doing anything this week. Do you think the Jags players are getting fed up with Coughlin yet, they have certainly been playing like it. There’s more question marks than answers in this match up, and can anyone actually believe that Fred Taylor is still healthy? Most suprising turn of events this season. Just counting the weapons you have to pick the Jags in this one, especially getting points. I’m not exactly brimming with confidence because the Giants defense is sound, but I’ll go with balance in this one. Jags get the upset.

Monday Night Football
Miami 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Green Bay 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 9:00 PM ET ABC (Pack by 4½)
The spread has grown to 5½ in some places, so I guess the Pack is getting the lions share of the action. Can;t say it suprises me. Favre will be playing and the guy always seems to show up in primetime, especially considering the luck of that bye week. In contrast to that Chargers-Jets game, this might be the longest injury report, at least the longest since the Bears-Packers MNF tilt. Too bad too cause if both these teams were at full strength it’d be alot of fun to watch. Unless Lucas does something really unexpected, I don’t think an all-Ricky gameplan can beat the Pack. Packers win and cover.

Bye Week: Denver, Kansas City, New Orleans, Carolina

Just contributing my 1 cent…

The Niners will beat the Raiders, because this is a game the Raiders need to win.

Whew! I was beginning to worry that I’d already missed this thread. Now it’s too late to contribute, but I’ll try and jam something in here tomorrow before I head up to OhDope.

Not true. Seattle has very cool sports fans. If Dilfer was healthy on the sidelines, and Hasselbeck was just in there as the coach’s choice, the fans would be ready to jump on him. But as it is, they know he’s the best guy available and will cut him a little slack.

When Randy Johnson first came back to Seattle (different sport, same principle) with a visiting team, he was cheered. The fans knew he hadn’t been happy and could understand why he left. It’ll be the same thing for Griffey. Alex Rodriguez was different. He said it wasn’t about the money, then went to a bad team for the richest contract in baseball. His first game back, the fans rode him like a racehorse.

Seattle fans know what’s goin’ on. Be straight with them and they’ll be good to you.

Sorry Omniscient I tried to hold out but it’s football.

I was thinking much the same thing pep (hope I’m not being presumptious). The problem is it’s not an AFC game, and the crowd will really be into it. I almost bought tickets but I can’t take a firearm and I’m not going in the Net in colors without some fire support :D.

Monday

Miami @ Green Bay

I waited to make my Monday night pick until after I talked to my buddy who’s a Miami fan. He’s real confident of a Miami win, which means take the opponent, he’s consistently wrong. Green Bay wins and covers.

Sundays Games
New England 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Buffalo 5-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Bills by 2½)
Bledsoe vs. the former team is all the talk. What few have mentioned is how the Bills defense has started to improve (other than the gimmee vs. Lucas). Add in the fact that the Pats’ offense has gone in the tank and the “genius” curse continues. Bills win and cover.

Pittsburgh 4-3 (Away: 2-2) @ Cleveland 4-4 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Steelworkers by 3)
First, there’s no way Plaxico should have been ejected last week. Yeah, he went nuts, but someone rips the helmet off your head while the chinstrap is still on and these things happen…I think the NFL agrees as they gave him pretty much the minimum fine for an ejection. Second, Cleveland’s defensive backfield is in shambles and Maddox to Ward/Burress is on fire. Steelers win and cover.

Tennessee 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Indianapolis 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Colts by 3)
Not touching this game. Kind of odd that the Colts suddenly had a running game after Edge went down though. Maybe it’s not the O-line afterall. Colts win, I’ll call it a push.

Cincinnati 0-7 (Away: 0-3) @ Houston 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Texans by 3)
Another game I won’t touch. Guarantee a win against an expansion team, huh? Wow, bold call. If that hadn’t happened I was going to take Cincy, but this’ll backfire big time. You’re still the Bungles and you still lose. Texans win and cover.

Baltimore 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Atlanta 4-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Falcons by 7½)
Spread’s a little larger than I’d expect, but, and I think this is key, Atlanta’s defense is tougher than most people think. If Ray Lewis were playing it would be entirely different, he’s not, and another “genius” bites it. Atlanta wins but only by 7.

Philadelphia 5-2 (Away: 1-2) @ Chicago 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Philly by 6½)
C’mon. The Bears lost to the 'Queens. Philly rolls on, winning and covering. Nice of Chicago to play on turf for the Iggs too.

Dallas 3-5 (Away: 1-3) @ Detroit 2-5 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Detroit by 3)
Imagine this scenario - 'Boys first possession, hand off to Emmitt, ball is stripped and gets knocked and kicked and batted backwards 20 or so yards (by how much he has the record by +1), Emmitt recovers it for a rushing loss of -22 (or, whatever), he gets hurt, last time he ever plays. How do you mark the record book? Payton has the record but with an * that Emmitt had it for a week? Detroit wins, Dallas covers.

Minnesota 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Tampa Bay 6-2 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Bucs by 7)
Boy, do the Bucs just beat up on the Vikes when they come to town, TB has scored 41, 41!, in each of their last two meetings in Tampa. Even Keyshawn found the endzone last year. Take Tampa and the over and don’t look back.

**Washington 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Seattle 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Seattle by 2½)
Does Seattle have anyone left? Is Kenny Watson the next coming at RB? No and maybe. Skins win outright.

St. Louis 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Arizona 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (St Louis by 3)
Call it a hunch. I’m not betting it, but I’m sticking with my “genius” curse and giving the straight out win to the Cards at home.

NY Jets 2-5 (Away: 1-2) @ San Diego 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 4:05 PM ET CBS (Chargers by 7½)
7 1/2 is a big line in the NFL. In this case though you have LT2 ripping apart a defense that can’t stop the run at all. Chargers win and win huge. It wouldn’t surprise me if they score on offense, defense, and special teams.

San Francisco 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Oakland 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Oakland by 3)
Tough game to call, as demonstrated by the “give the home team three points” line. I’ll take Oakland and a push for $1 Alex

Jacksonville 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ NY Giants 3-4 (Home: 1-2) 8:30 PM ET ESPN (G’ints by 3)
Another toughie. What’s up with the Giants run defense? What’s up with Brunell? JAX should put Gerrard in and just let him and Taylor run all day. They won’t. Giants win, Jags cover.

Monday Night Football
Miami 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Green Bay 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 9:00 PM ET ABC (Pack by 4½)
Wow, can we put some more “ifs” into a game? If Brett plays…If Lucas remembers how to play…If Chambers has remembered his address yet. The last time Brett was hurt and started a game as “questionable” though he threw 5 TDs against the Bears in a Packer win. I’ll call it GB wins and covers, but on Monday Night I’m not touching it.

OMNI - TB, PHI, SD, WAS, HOU

Other good bets - TB/MIN over and GB/MIA under

Neither rain, nor blazing sun, nor rain and blazing sun (trust me, this happens a lot in Hawaii), nor the hard drive on my main computer conking out for no discernible reason (more on this some other time…) shall stop me from keeping the bandwagons rolling!

Of course, it helps with all these “geniuses” and bad guarantees and other assorted make-my-picks-a-lot-easier events going on in the league. In fact, this is probably the easiest week for me so far.

Bandwagon picks:
1. Bills
C’mon. Drew Bledsoe. Bills in a thrilling division race. “Respect” flap deader than the Jets’ playoff hopes. Is there any other team I could’ve put in the #1 spot?

2. Texans
Maybe if enough of these blowhards have “guaranteed wins” blow up in their faces, it’ll make future blowhards a little more cautious about guaranteeing a win. One can only hope.

3. Chargers
Man, have things ever gone this good for them? Ever? Did I mention something about a “Leaf Rule” at the beginning of the season?

4. Seahawks
One, because I kinda feel for the Seahawks and don’t want their inaugural season in the NFC West to end up the same as so many seasons in the AFC West (I can imagine the skin-crawling headlines right now). And two, I’m seeing a lack of focus in the 'Skins camp and really want the point driven home that a complete offense REQUIRES a solid running game…something that’s been lost in all the will-they-run-up-the-score scare talk. (And just for the record, I have no problem with going for it on 4th-and-short from the 5 yard line. Just be sure you can actually get it.)

5. Cowboys
I feel weird picking them two weeks in a row…but the record’s broken, they need a win, and Barry Sanders would’ve DESTROYED the record if he was with them, dammit!

Standings back after I get my regular computer (with the file I keep my week-to-week standings on) back.

Gazoo - Speaking of “geniuses”, didja see that commercial where one of the ESPN commentators points out that the Patriots didn’t win a Super Bowl until long after he left? Your thoughts! :smiley:

Haven’t seen it, but it fulfills my “genius” theory perfectly. Once a coach has been deemed a “genius” and starts to believe it (Martz, Billick, and Belichick come to mind immediately), he and his team are doomed to mediocrity at best. Why? They forget that the game is about players making plays and start to think they can out “scheme” the opponent. The only time it actually worked was when one genius faced another in last year’s superbowl. Both were stubborn with their game plan no matter what the other did. They both could have “coached” that game from another state since what happened on the field didn’t seem to affect their play calls whatsoever.

Atlanta covers, under. Vick keeps going and going and going…

Detroit, covers, over. Definitely over.

New England, under. It’s a must win game for them, expect them to be extremely focused. Especially on D trying to shut down Bledsoe. Unless the genius curse comes in and Belichick outthinks himself. Dammit. This should be a good game.

Pittsburgh, covers and over. Man, this all hinges on Pittsburgh’s offense. The Browns have a weak secondary with the injuries, so Maddox could take advantage of that. On the other hand, their starting backs are toast, so Cleveland could just hang their defense back all day, at least until (if?) Zeroeueoeueoue establishes a running game. I think he will and think Pittsburgh wins.

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the horror that will be Cinci and Houston. (But I’ll take Cinci, under. They have to win sometime. Right? Has to come against the expansion. Right? Ugh.)

Tampa Bay covers. Under.

Eagles cover. Under.

Tennessee. Under. I have no faith in Manning. What’s the O/U on Manning’s interceptions? I put the line at 21/2. Under.

San Diego covers, over.

St. Louis covers. Over.

Giants cover. Over.

San Fran, under.

’Skins, over. Seattle is just pathetic.

AAAAAANNNNNNNND:
Green Bay, wins, covers. Never, ever, EVER, EVER bet against Favre. Ever. Ever.

Well, the picks were made before kickoff but I doubt that they’ll be posted before then, since my kids is crying downstairs…ok, crisis resolved. A lot of stuff said here that I completely agree with. In some cases I agree and still went the other way (example, Miami v Green Bay). I’m dumb like that sometimes. Here goes:
**Sundays Games
New England 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Buffalo 5-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Bills by 2½)
It’s do or die time for the Patsies. Maybe they’ll come back to play now that they’re getting no love. And now that Troy Brown is back. But that didn’t help them last week.
Bills 30-17

Pittsburgh 4-3 (Away: 2-2) @ Cleveland 4-4 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Steelworkers by 3)
My head says Steelers but my heart says Browns. Not a Browns fan, I just got burned by the Steelers early on and I’m half expecting the wheels to come off again sometime. But I’d never bet this.
Browns 28-24

Tennessee 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Indianapolis 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Colts by 3)
Another one I struggle with. I’m discounting the Oilers since they almost lost here in Cincy last week. But it’s no longer October, Tony Dungy’s worst month, so I expect the Colts to win this at home.
Colts 21-17

Cincinnati 0-7 (Away: 0-3) @ Houston 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Texans by 3)
In all of my Pick’em leagues I’ve decided to put 14 against the Bengals every week until they prove me wrong. It’s been 14 easy points each week since.
Texans 24-9

Baltimore 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Atlanta 4-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Falcons by 7½)
The spread scares me, and Michael Vick is still young so he could choke this one, but all indications are for another win to keep the Falcons on the heels of the Bucs and Saints in what’s turning out to be a lot tougher division than I’d anticipated.
Falcons 20-14

Philadelphia 5-2 (Away: 1-2) @ Chicago 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Philly by 6½)
My main question here is why the Eagles are ONLY favored by 6.5. Must be the Chicago home field factor.
Eagles 29-10

Dallas 3-5 (Away: 1-3) @ Detroit 2-5 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Detroit by 3)
This one’s kind of tough, I hate picking mediocre teams against each other. Dallas screwed up their lose one, win one, lose one streak last week, so I can’t use that anymore. I kind of like the scrappy Lions so I’ll go that way.
Lions 21-20
Minnesota 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Tampa Bay 6-2 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Bucs by 7)
I’d pick this as the blowout of the week but my superstitious tendencies regards the Bucs won’t let me. Plus the rash of injuries they’ve suffered in the last couple of weeks. I mean, c’mon, no defense loses “Booger” MacFarland without dropping off a bit.
Bucs 30-21

**Washington 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Seattle 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Seattle by 2½)
Seattle is really hurting in a couple of key areas, otherwise I’d take them. Curious to see if Willie Jackson can just walk in and play. I think that he was on the same team with Shane Matthews for a while back in Gatorland.
Skins 24-21

St. Louis 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Arizona 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (St Louis by 3)
Another conflict between head and heart. Head says Arizona, heart says St. Louis. I’ll listen to the head this time to balance things out.
Cards 28-21

NY Jets 2-5 (Away: 1-2) @ San Diego 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 4:05 PM ET CBS (Chargers by 7½)
I picked the Chargers to be the high scoring team of the week in the Pick’em tiebreakers. Not that it ever comes to that, but now I’ve got to stick with that. Logically it shouldn’t be a high scoring affair just because of the way which Marty runs his team, but I think the dam is going to burst. Maybe Pennington will keep it somewhat close.
Chargers 37-17

San Francisco 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Oakland 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Oakland by 3)
I’ve seen the arguments about this game, and they make some sense, but I think the Raiders are just too banged up. And the 49ers have been on a roll of late, at least on offense.
49ers 24-17
Jacksonville 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ NY Giants 3-4 (Home: 1-2) 8:30 PM ET ESPN (G’ints by 3)
Another agonizer. Every time I pick the Jags, they lose. Seem to recall this happening last year, too. Opposite happens when I pick against them. Any JAX fans out there want to pay me to pick against them the rest of the season?
Giants 24-14

Monday Night Football
Miami 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Green Bay 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 9:00 PM ET ABC (Pack by 4½)
Again with the anti-logic. Gut says Green Bay. But I don’t even like Green Bay, it’s a Tampa Bay nemesis thing. A little voice in the back of my head says the Dolphins Defense will hurt Favre just enough to get the win. The real X factor here may be Ray Lucas. If he sucks it won’t matter how well Favre plays. And the injury report says that he’s probable.
Fish 24-20

OMNI - Bucs, 49ers, Texans, Bills, Chargers

Now I can turn on the tube and see how these games are progressing. My daughter has a soccer tournament starting at 2, so I’ll miss most of the early games.

So I’m laid up in bed with the flu. Didn’t go to work to get my picks in. Not paying too much attention to football. I crack open my eyes and I see what I assume to be a fever induced hallucination. Jets 37 Chargers 13 with 5 minutes left to go in the 4th.

Wha. . .?

It gets worse, Biggirl. Cincinatti beat Texas, 38 to 3.

CJ

Dang it! I was going to bring up the power poll curse but figured there was no way that SD lost to the Jets so I’d save it for next week. Let’s see - Rams, Raiders, Patriots, Saints, Dolphins, and now the Chargers have all been #1 on most power polls only to lose the following week. If the Pack wins this week, there’s a good chance they’ll take the #1 spot. I know where my money will be sitting next week…

I just want to go on record as saying that I totally sucked in my picks this week. Obviously the real me was abducted by Aliens. Please let me know when I get back. That is all.

Gah…five bandwagons, five losses, and three of them were complete laughers. (What the frickin’ bloody hell happened to the Chargers??) I knew I shoulda gone with the Buccaneers…

I swear, you need nerves and a stomach of titanium to bet on this crazy league.

Ah well…at least we can look forward to competitive divison races…no Rams or Giants stomping all over the NFC this year. About the only really strong favorites are the Eagles, who have a lot of weapons and a nuclear-powered gamebuster at QB, and the Packers, who, barring a mass alien abduction, are assured the NFC Central title. Everything else is up for grabs.

That “#1 curse” is already giving me chills. It’s like a basketball announcer mentioning the “excellent free throw shooting” of the man on the line, whereupon he proceeds to clank both charity shots worse than Shaquille O’Neal with a blindfold. The Chargers got owned by the fraggin’ Jets today…where does it end?

Yeah if the league keeps having weeks like this, I won’t have any stomach acid left for digestion. In other news, my wife was able to get my heart pumping again after that blown field goal by Cortez. I can’t believe it came down to him again in overtime.

Well, my one pick was correct. (I fucking knew it.) Really, when betting on the AFC West division, looking at how well the teams are doing/have done is not going to help you. You have to know how the teams work. Like I do.

Raiders will fuck themselves over in new and interesting ways just to prove they can.

Chargers will crack under the pressure of being number 1, sooner or later. Maybe they won’t be able to pick up the pieces now…

The Chiefs will do everything in their collective power to piss me the fuck off and make me hurl things at the TV.

I would comment on the Broncos, but I love them and am pretty biased. Even when they let me down I am blind to their faults.

Just to get me ready for MNF
Sundays Games
New England 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Buffalo 5-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Bills by 2½)
Bills 30-17 - So wrong!

Pittsburgh 4-3 (Away: 2-2) @ Cleveland 4-4 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Steelworkers by 3)
My head says Steelers but my heart says Browns.
Browns 28-24 - Not horribly far off, but still incorrect. Should have listened to the head, not the heart.

Tennessee 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Indianapolis 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Colts by 3)
Another one I struggle with. I’m discounting the Oilers since they almost lost here in Cincy last week. But it’s no longer October, Tony Dungy’s worst month, so I expect the Colts to win this at home.
Colts 21-17 - Another mistake. Apparently Dungy still thinks it’s October.

Cincinnati 0-7 (Away: 0-3) @ Houston 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Texans by 3)
In all of my Pick’em leagues I’ve decided to put 14 against the Bengals every week until they prove me wrong. It’s been 14 easy points each week since.
Texans 24-9 - Oh so wrong! I’ll still probably put 14 on whoever plays the Bengals next week.

Baltimore 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Atlanta 4-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Falcons by 7½)
The spread scares me, and Michael Vick is still young so he could choke this one, but all indications are for another win to keep the Falcons on the heels of the Bucs and Saints in what’s turning out to be a lot tougher division than I’d anticipated.
Falcons 20-14 - Ah, that’s better, and I got the ATS right, too, if not the actual score (just three shy on the Ravens).

Philadelphia 5-2 (Away: 1-2) @ Chicago 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Philly by 6½)
My main question here is why the Eagles are ONLY favored by 6.5. Must be the Chicago home field factor.
Eagles 29-10 - Correct again, but wrong ATS. Sheesh.

Dallas 3-5 (Away: 1-3) @ Detroit 2-5 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Detroit by 3)
I kind of like the scrappy Lions so I’ll go that way.
Lions 21-20 - I choked on the ATS here, too, shouldn’t hedge one’s bets.
Minnesota 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Tampa Bay 6-2 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Bucs by 7)
Bucs 30-21 - Not too far off.

**Washington 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Seattle 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Seattle by 2½)
Seattle is really hurting in a couple of key areas, otherwise I’d take them.
Skins 24-21 - Not quite this high scoring, but at least another correct result.

St. Louis 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Arizona 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (St Louis by 3)
I’ll listen to the head this time to balance things out.
Cards 28-21 - Apparently I balanced it out the wrong way. Yikes!

NY Jets 2-5 (Away: 1-2) @ San Diego 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 4:05 PM ET CBS (Chargers by 7½)
I picked the Chargers to be the high scoring team of the week in the Pick’em tiebreakers. Not that it ever comes to that, but now I’ve got to stick with that. Logically it shouldn’t be a high scoring affair just because of the way which Marty runs his team, but I think the dam is going to burst. Maybe Pennington will keep it somewhat close.
Chargers 37-17 - This was just as wrong as wrong can be. Somebody should force me to do pennance.

San Francisco 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Oakland 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Oakland by 3)
I’ve seen the arguments about this game, and they make some sense, but I think the Raiders are just too banged up. And the 49ers have been on a roll of late, at least on offense.
49ers 24-17 - Much better.
Jacksonville 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ NY Giants 3-4 (Home: 1-2) 8:30 PM ET ESPN (G’ints by 3)
Giants 24-14 - Finishing strong. Just one FG away from perfection on that one.

Just to get me ready for MNF
Sundays Games
New England 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Buffalo 5-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Bills by 2½)
Bills 30-17 - So wrong!

Pittsburgh 4-3 (Away: 2-2) @ Cleveland 4-4 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Steelworkers by 3)
My head says Steelers but my heart says Browns.
Browns 28-24 - Not horribly far off, but still incorrect. Should have listened to the head, not the heart.

Tennessee 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Indianapolis 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Colts by 3)
Another one I struggle with. I’m discounting the Oilers since they almost lost here in Cincy last week. But it’s no longer October, Tony Dungy’s worst month, so I expect the Colts to win this at home.
Colts 21-17 - Another mistake. Apparently Dungy still thinks it’s October.

Cincinnati 0-7 (Away: 0-3) @ Houston 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Texans by 3)
In all of my Pick’em leagues I’ve decided to put 14 against the Bengals every week until they prove me wrong. It’s been 14 easy points each week since.
Texans 24-9 - Oh so wrong! I’ll still probably put 14 on whoever plays the Bengals next week.

Baltimore 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Atlanta 4-3 (Home: 2-2) 1:00 PM ET CBS (Falcons by 7½)
The spread scares me, and Michael Vick is still young so he could choke this one, but all indications are for another win to keep the Falcons on the heels of the Bucs and Saints in what’s turning out to be a lot tougher division than I’d anticipated.
Falcons 20-14 - Ah, that’s better, and I got the ATS right, too, if not the actual score (just three shy on the Ravens).

Philadelphia 5-2 (Away: 1-2) @ Chicago 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Philly by 6½)
My main question here is why the Eagles are ONLY favored by 6.5. Must be the Chicago home field factor.
Eagles 29-10 - Correct again, but wrong ATS. Sheesh.

Dallas 3-5 (Away: 1-3) @ Detroit 2-5 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Detroit by 3)
I kind of like the scrappy Lions so I’ll go that way.
Lions 21-20 - I choked on the ATS here, too, shouldn’t hedge one’s bets.
Minnesota 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Tampa Bay 6-2 (Home: 2-1) 1:00 PM ET FOX (Bucs by 7)
Bucs 30-21 - Not too far off.

**Washington 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ Seattle 2-5 (Home: 1-2) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Seattle by 2½)
Seattle is really hurting in a couple of key areas, otherwise I’d take them.
Skins 24-21 - Not quite this high scoring, but at least another correct result.

St. Louis 2-5 (Away: 0-3) @ Arizona 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (St Louis by 3)
I’ll listen to the head this time to balance things out.
Cards 28-21 - Apparently I balanced it out the wrong way. Yikes!

NY Jets 2-5 (Away: 1-2) @ San Diego 6-1 (Home: 3-0) 4:05 PM ET CBS (Chargers by 7½)
I picked the Chargers to be the high scoring team of the week in the Pick’em tiebreakers. Not that it ever comes to that, but now I’ve got to stick with that. Logically it shouldn’t be a high scoring affair just because of the way which Marty runs his team, but I think the dam is going to burst. Maybe Pennington will keep it somewhat close.
Chargers 37-17 - This was just as wrong as wrong can be. Somebody should force me to do pennance.

San Francisco 5-2 (Away: 2-1) @ Oakland 4-3 (Home: 2-1) 4:15 PM ET FOX (Oakland by 3)
I’ve seen the arguments about this game, and they make some sense, but I think the Raiders are just too banged up. And the 49ers have been on a roll of late, at least on offense.
49ers 24-17 - Much better.
Jacksonville 3-4 (Away: 1-2) @ NY Giants 3-4 (Home: 1-2) 8:30 PM ET ESPN (G’ints by 3)
Giants 24-14 - Finishing strong. Just one FG away from perfection on that one.