I just want to complain about yesterday’s football games. I’m only going to bitch about the ones I saw. Feel free to contribute, but there are some rules.
Rule #1:No taunting other posters.
Rule #2:No saying the other poster is wrong. This is a rant post, it is not a place for mature discussions. If you want to discuss football in a mature manner you have to talk to somebody who has no idea what football is. Football fans are rabid insane people who are always right so there is no point in saying they are wrong “cuz we never be wrong”.
You stupid fucking shitheaded Philadelphia Eagles, how the fuck can you play the 1st half of the game very well and then just totally fuck up in the 2nd half. Did you all just fucking loose your brains? Maybe you all ate a big meal during the break and were too full to play when you came back.
And what did you do to Andy Reid? Give him a lobotomoby? Sure lets call 8 fucking running plays in a row, gosh maybe after the 6th play they wouldn’t guess that we will run again.
I know you all felt bad on grabbing that interception late in the game and that you showed what a nice team you are by giving it right back to the other team, I’m sure you all love puppies and kittens also. Try being a little more consistant there are 4 quarters in a fucking game count em 1-2-3-4 play them all.
Fuck you too Dallas. Why you couldn’t beat an expansion team with a rookie quarterback is way beyond my comprehension. Could you just try, just a little, to make a play early in the game. Punting the fucking ball 6 times in a row is a sad state of fucking football affairs.
Fuck you ESPN. I cannot believe how much you had your heads shoved up David Carrs rectum. He is a rookie quarterback, you guys were ranting about what a mature fucking perfect QB he is that I was just waiting for you guys to say that his lips were awfully soft when he sucked you all off before the game. Why don’t you wait a couple of games to see how he really plays before you start saying he is better than Jesus.
Fuck the Redskins, I hate you rat faggot bastards.
Fucking A Texans! Yes I loved the Cowboys for years and would again if ownership changed but I truly did enjoy last night’s score dragging down the jowls that Jerry Jones surgeon had tried so valiently to lift. Frikkin awesome way to claim an admittedly lame state championship. Here’s to the day when it’ll again mean something.
Way to go Titans! Philly blows and now it shows. Talk about personnell fouls.
Fuck you Lions. Why oh why do I let you do this to me year after year? You suck. You will always suck.
I wish to rip the heart out of William Clay Ford and show it to him before I allow Luther Ellis to consume it while it still beats. Just as the Lions have ripped my heart out!
On the other hand. Go Texans! Despite the fact that you have the suckiest name in the history of the league (and I know it’s a throw-back, but it’s still dumb) you rock! And for all of those Dallas fans, may I present the heart of that idiot Rambo to you? Is that guy the worst return man in history, or what?
I know you had rules, but there is a logical error in the OP. If you are disappointed that the Eagles lost, you should be overjoyed that the hated Cowboys screwed the pooch. Unless your ire is raised because you’re betting on these games, in which case, you deserve what you get.
I agree with your assessment of the game. Reid is on thin ice with me. Donovan will make or break this team, but he needs the chance to do so.
It seems like everyone forgot to play defense this weekend. It was a fantasy player’s dream. I am strangely happy for the Texans, I hope they pull off a bunch of upsets this season.
I just can’t work up any vitriol, I’m happy that America’s pastime is back.
I feel no pity for the Cowboys. Any team stupid enough to:
1)Draft Quincy Carter in the 2nd round when they could have waited at least 2 more
2)Stick with him in spite of overwhelming evidence that he is either nowhere near ready nor probably ever will be
3)Craft a game plan where the fate of the offense rests with him instead of figuring a way to take pressure off of him
deserves to have their butts handed to them in new and more creatively embarassing ways each week.
Also, the Falcons lost, but I am loving the offensive possibilities. Now, if the cornerbacks and safeties could perhaps wake up out of their stupor we could wina game.
Mull, all three of those decisions were at the insistance of Ponyboy Jones over the objections of his coaching staff. Sad thing is, Campo will probably get fired because of it.
Go Texans! Go Saints! My two favorite teams both get lucky and win one! Whoop!
I absolutely loved the Cowboys - Texans game. Grade A Ownage. I can almost gaurantee that the Cowboy will still be pissed next week and blow their home game against the Titans. Then it’s on the road to Philly and St Louis. In other words, they’re screwed. 0-4 here they come!
The Texans played some serious D, but I’m worried that their effort won’t be enough against a real team. I suppose we’ll see soon enough.
**TWICE! THE SAME GUY! IN OVERTIME! **(that’s the synopsis of my rant, for anyone who wants to cut to the chase)
Here’s a special smack upside the head to the Buffalo Bills special teams. If this is the way you’re going to play all year, I think you should speak up now, so we can concede the entire season. Your behavior was especially sob-making after the Bills managed to display both an offense and a defense that played far better than most people had expected.
I am not even going to comment on the FIRST kickoff return run in for a touchdown, because I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that sort of thing could happen to anyone.
But the SECOND? For the love of all that is holy, the first one had JUST HAPPENED! I mean, it JUST HAPPENED, like moments earlier, there is no way it cannot be fresh in your minds. So maybe I’m not a professional football player myself, but I’m fairly sure that most people in situations like that crank up their short term memory, and you know, make an attempt not to have it happen AGAIN, in the same GAME, for fear of looking like INCOMPETENT IDIOTS, especially when your team just barely squeaked into OVERTIME. But maybe that’s just me. And to add insult to injury, IT WAS THE SAME GUY! (Chad Morton, btw, and is anyone else struck by the similarity to the famous chum of the Hardy Boys?) Small children who play in pee wee leagues all across America manage to remember which of their opponents require particularly diligent coverage, why can’t you?
And Mr. Shawn Bryson! If you are THAT CLOSE to the guy with the ball FOR THAT LONG, try to think a little more creatively about what you might do to keep him out of the end zone. I’m talking HEROIC MEASURES here. I don’t care if your only option is to rip your own heart of your chest and lob it, still beating, at Morton in an attempt to distract him, fookin’ DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, other than the Chariots of Freaking Fire display you treated us to yesterday.
What? No mention of Rudd yet? Cleveland fans, where are you on this one? Funniest thing I have seen in several years.
Anyway, go Texans. Anyone who gives the 'Boys that much of a nostril raping is good to go in my book.
I do have a rant, however. A hearty fuck you to those stupid pieces of shit broadcasting during the Texans-Cowboys. Especially the one who said, “It makes you proud to be involved with the NFL with September 11 coming up because, you know, we were really the ones who got things back to normal again.” Holy mother fucking child of shit!!! You arrogant fucking bastard. I forgot how I couldn’t sleep at night, or go back to work until I saw football on the TV again. Yet one more sign that the people involved with professional sports in this country are fucking out of it.
Amen to that shit! Did you see the San Fran vs New York game on Thursday? They were doing the same damn thing to Jeremy Shockey.
Let this be a lesson to you – if you ever want your dick sucked, be a promising rookie who has only ever played in one NFL game, and only mediocrely at that.
You are, without a doubt THE SINGLE DUMBEST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON AN NFL PLAYING FIELD IN THE LAST 10 YEARS.
Let’s recap your inane stupidities, shall we?
A) The game was over. The ball was still in play.
B) You were no more then 5 feet from the ref when you did your “Gee, look at what a bad gangsta muthfucka I be!!” helmet tossing, chest pounding 5 year old throwing a tantrum.
C) You, and no one else, cost your team the game. And it wasn’t like you missed a tackle or dropped a pass. You were penalized for “excessive celebration.” If you were penalized for roughing the passer or unnecessary roughness, maybe I could understand and cut you a bit of slack, but “excessive celebration.”
Now granted it may be a silly, stupid rule, though I agree with it. But just because you think it is silly or stupid doesn’t mean that it doesn’t apply to you.
If I were Butch Davis, you would be out 1/16 of your salary and you would be demoted to the practice squad, until you got your head out of your ass and figured out that there really isn’t any I in team.
The Titans have nearly given me a stroke the past few seasons with their abilities to look like a drunk high school team. But they’re back this season baby! YEAH ! !
I know they were just trying to take it easy on Philadelphia.
I’m glad this is a NFL rant coz I don’t even want to go into the UT/MTSU game. :smack:
I’m gonna go watch the Patriots hopefully stomp the shite outta the Steelers.
