I can do a writeup here, I have some time to kill. I’ll rank the games in order of interest (from least to most) and give a brief rundown.
Carolina @ Tampa Bay
I think this week is a barren wasteland. Too many “meh” games and, thus, too few interesting ones. This is the least interesting of the bunch. Tampa is a fairly strong team, comfortably in the middle of the pack in yards gained and allowed (except for allowed on the ground, where they rank 30th), with an emerging QB. Carolina is… not those things. Their only hope would be to exploit Tampa’s poor run defense, unfortunately they’ll be without their top two backs for the game. And with Clausen set to start… this line probably can’t go high enough. If you had to choose between Carolina and Dallas, who wins? Loser is the worst team in the league. Carolina, right? I find myself surprised that Buffalo has a very real shot of ending up 0-16 and they won’t be the worst team in the league. Or even potentially second worst.
Seattle @ Arizona
The only way this game gets less interesting is if Seattle was at home. As it is, at this game should be close. Seattle is awful on the road and Arizona is good at home, but Seattle is getting Hasselbeck back and Arizona is awful at everything. There is very little going on here. Moving on.
**Cincinnati @ Indianapolis
**A lot of people expected Cincy to be good this season. Not great, and probably not in contention for even the playoffs, but an average team. It took people, and Vegas, weeks to realize that Palmer is almost a punchline at QB and that the team lacks… something. Their passing offense has gotten it together statistically, but Palmer’s stats are deceptive He hasn’t been good until the game has been lost. Unfortunately, the way to beat the Colts is to run it down their throat, not try to pass. And facing Peyton coming home after a tough loss is a good way to get your teeth kicked in. It’ll be somewhat interesting to see if Cincy tries to establish the run against a weak run D. Somewhat interesting, because they’ll probably be forced to abandon the run by the second quarter anyway.
Kansas City @ Denver
This game probably comes down to who scores first. You can throw on Kansas City, and Denver can throw, but if KC takes an early lead and can start pounding the ball against the worst run D in the league, it’s over. If Denver can jump out and force KC to throw, they’ll pull off the upset. Does Denver still have that tough home crowd anymore?
St. Louis @ San Francisco
Interesting because St. Louis could be pretty good, though they’ve been pretty bad on the road this season and they’re a totally different team at home. It’s been a nice year for the bottom feeders of 2009 rebounding into solid mediocrity. St. Louis is tougher against the run than probably everyone realizes so San Francisco is probably going to have to pass to win. Is Troy Smith good enough to take advantage? Can the offense even function that way? If St. Louis wanted to steal the West, and they are well on their way, they need this game. A home game against Atlanta looms next week before three straight road games (and again, they aren’t good on the road). They don’t even get to enjoy coming back home as they get to host KC. This team, right now, could win the West and make the playoffs. And they could just as easily go into week 16 4-10.
Minnesota @ Chicago
Bonus points here for being an interesting divisional game, but mostly I’m interested here because Chicago has no business being 5-3. Their slide towards the middle begins this week I think. Chicago gives up surprisingly few yards on the ground, but if anyone can run them over, it’s Peterson. He feasts on Chicago.
Tennessee @ Miami
Tennessee gets Moss for the first time… unfortunately his debut is spoiled by Collins being the likely starter. Tennessee has gotten three of their fives wins on the road and they face a team that has yet to win at home, despite being 4-4. That sounds damning, but I wonder how important it actually is. What’s certainly not important is the wildcat offense, which seems to be a declining fad. What is important is Tennessee is fourth in the league in sacks and going up against a QB who hasn’t played in a year.
Houston @ Jacksonville
Shootout! Okay, it might not seem like one at first glance, but it will be. Or, it better be if Jacksonville cares about winning. Houston is the friendliest defense in the league to opposing QBs, and we saw what happened for Garrard when he goes against a bad pass defense. And we all know Houston has the pieces to throw effectively. Jacksonville lacks pieces in their defensive secondary. Well, they do have some pieces of shit, anyway.
Detroit @ Buffalo
Detroit at Buffalo is the 5th most interesting game, really? Well, if only because this is probably Buffalo’s only realistic shot at a win for the rest of the season. They’re surprisingly scrappy though, but even more surprising is that such a scrappy team can never manage to steal a win. How does that happen? Don’t these scrappy teams generally steal a few before they become considered scrappy? That’s the fourth time I’ve written scrappy. Fifth. I have made this considerably less interesting.
Finally, some good stuff.
Philadelphia @ Washington
Everyone probably automatically assumes the Eagles win this game easily, and it certainly seems as if they would… but McNabb couldn’t be more motivated for this game. Could not. Against his former team and the first game after his inexplicable benching against Detroit? Shit. Luckily, Washington has the second easiest pass defense in the league, and since Philly is not quarterbacked by Jay Cutler, they should move the ball effectively. Here’s a fun fact, did you know MIchael Vick leads the entire league in QB Rating? No, that’s not a typo. Michael Vick. You know who’s second? Vince Young! Uhh…
Dallas @ New York Giants
New York faced off against Dallas, knocked out their starting QB, and still only won by 6. New York is widely considered the best team in the NFC and they have yet to beat anyone of consequence. Literally no one. Their wins are Carolina, Chicago (the worst team with a record at or above .500?), Houston, Detroit, Dallas, and Seattle. Combined record? 17-31! You know what else? They, and all their fans, have heard about this a few times already. They’re thinking about this. They can’t wait to beat someone with actual credentials. They get that chance next week at Philly. Next week, not this week. They probably aren’t thinking about this week, at all. And to top it all off, the least motivated team in the entire league finally lopped off the cancer holding them all back and will be motivated for the first time all season, guaranteed. This is as much of a trap as it gets. Yeah, maybe the Giants win, but, uh, I’ll take the points.
New York Jets @ Cleveland
Funny how you can beat the defending Super Bowl Champions and then the team with the best record in the league in consecutive weeks and still no one considers you legit. There’s good and bad news here though. The bad news is that the Jets are the perfect storm bad matchup for the Browns and they’ll probably get destroyed. The good news is that their schedule loosens up a few notches over the next five weeks. The bad news is that four of those five games are away. The good news is that, if they win those five, and it isn’t impossible considering how bad the opponents are, they’ll be 8-6 heading into key divisional games against Baltimore and Pittsburgh in weeks 16 and 17. And both of those games are at home.
New England @ Pittsburgh
There’s lots to like here, and this game could go any of a number of different ways. Any except New England wins on the back of a dominating run performance. They’ll have to pass to win. Luckily for the Pats, you can pass on the Steelers very effectively. But it’s really tough to go on the road against a very, very good team and try to win a one dimensional game. And New England has no defense whatsoever. A lot of people are talking themselves into New England here and I think it might be a mistake. I don’t know how good a chance they can have unless they hold James Harrison every single play. Good thing the league is complicit in allowing that to happen.
For the record, Baltimore @ Atlanta would have held the top spot were I to have written this earlier in the week.