You mean this?
Yes, that, but, it didn’t go up for at least half a day after the crash, maybe more.
Wait! Wait! It goes too fast for me now! I can’t think that fast!
Besides…no time to grab a cup of coffee, sort through the pile on my desk, and hop in the shower.
They’ve ruined it for me!
It’ll slow down later. Not everyone has check back to see if it’s up. Then comes Monday. So… enjoy it now.
Doesn’t that give you more time to watch Showgirls?
I am giddy with glee at the speed of the new boards.
Nice fucking upgrade indeed! 
Posted June 4, 2015
Let me see if I’ve got this straight–when the SDMB is moved to the new tesseract, the very fabric of time and space will implode?
Wow, the place is flying!
No, really!
I believe you, but my upgraded Norton Antivirus slows every page to the speed of glue.
I told 'em not to buy their server from the back of Slug Signorino’s van. But did they listen? Eh? Eh? Eh?