I so hope he did that on porpoise.
…and then the blind man said “hello, ladies!”
Ooooh, *that *was crappie! It really smelt.
Just call us “the mobsters with the lobsters” (that’s a Curtis Slewaism)
Baker, don’t be such a crab.
and dropped my wallet overboard. The carp in the water swatted it back and forth to each other with their tails.
First time I’d seen carp-to-carp walleting.
I wasn’t being crabby!
I was just making my own poor attempt at a fishy joke!
My anger is off the scales.
No need to yell. I’m not hard of herring.
I can’t stop, I’m kelpless.
anchor
Similarly…
I recently bought a counter-top spice rack. After setting it on the counter, I immediately arranged, front and center, parsley, then sage, then rosemary, then thyme.
mmm
Were the catfish on display lined up end to end? Why have just Porgy and Bass when you can have all of Catfish Row?
Everyone in this thread is gillty of punning!
This is turning out to be a whale of a thread!
Can a moderator lox this thread?
I’m not in the mood for fish. How were they for red meats? Do they got plenty of mutton? Mutton’s plenty for me!
No, they manta do that.
They’re worth at least a fin.
Carpe diem!
E porpoise unum!
Caviar emptor!
Pollocks, JThunder. I don’t think this grouper is up to it…