I was at the Shop-Rite fish counter this morning and noticed the fishmonger had put the porgy and bass right next to each other.
All day I’ve been humming “Bass, you is my dinner now.”
:p:p Nice 
(I’m not a musical fan, but even I got that one) 
Awesome!
(But I figured this would be a thread about people helping others in the grocery store. My daughter pointed out the other day that I must look fairly knowledgeable, because people are forever stopping my in the aisles to ask advice, like what kind of cooking oil for fried chicken or which herbs for cornbread dressing or the difference between baking powder and baking soda. Not too surprising, though, since we live in a college town and lots of students don’t know much about cooking.)
Were they in tuna with each other?
They were showboating
And next to them an unidentified fish. It ain’t necessarily sole.
He just put them together for the halibut.
If you don’t stop punning you’ll sleep with the fishes.
Baker, this is the SDMB, you know this thread is going to end up swimming with puns. You may as well just skate on out of here while you can.
So you mean all these puns aren’t just a fluke?
I hate to see so many Dopers floundering.
Fishing is a big part of the Sportin’ Life.
snerk
Now see, that’s something I’d carp about.
Salmon time, and the living is easy…
Anyway, please stop the puns, you’re giving me a haddock.
Oh I don’t know… on a scale of 1 to 10, that’s actually pretty good.
Stop being do shellfish :rolleyes:
Don’t mussel in on this, I’m not going to clam up.
Poor baby. Do you need to be coddled?
Abalone!
These puns are sardine to piss me off.