Something… something hoppy has shown up at my house in the last few days. One was in the basement, in my father’s workshop, leading to him jumping up and down and screaming like a little girl for me to get it out of here. Another two were found today when my father was cleaning out the hot tub (cue jumping, little-girl screams, ect. He does not like bugs). I’ll admit, even I was a bit taken back by the size of those grasshoppers (or crickets or plague of locusts or whatever), and I’m practically an amateur entomologist.
Google has brought me diddly squat. It doesn’t help that there’s apparently some ratings website called “Grasshopper Too”, which took up most of the results. But even the actual bug-related sites haven’t come up with anything. The closest-looking match I found turned out to be from Australia. (For the record, I live in New Jersey). Then the power went out.
The power’s finally back on, and my efforts remain fruitless. So I turn to you, Teeming Dopers, to figure out what the heck.
Uh…how far north do these things live? I’ve never seen a cricket that wasn’t both very small and solid black or tan (the latter only in pet stores), and after this thread I’m sure I never want to.