Ninety and nine on the hard rock pile...

[Chefguy]

…and all he ever did was stuff ol’ mum in the breakfast nook.

This article is a followup to this thread, and I’m sure you have all been on the edge of your seats waiting to see if this piece of shit was going to be let loose in a few years. But fear not (at least in this life), he’s going away for a nice long time. But he’ll be waiting for you in the afterlife:

“My life’s been hell from the day I was born,” he told the judge. “I can make the afterlife hell. Please keep all that in mind.” He also spoke about his belief in Satan.

What a fucking prince.

[CanvasShoes]

Bout damn TIME. And how come all the weirdos come here anyway? grrrrrr

Two damn years.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

He did have a great lawyer though

“Instead of destroying his mother’s body, he wrapped her up. He did it with some care in a way that would mimic, if not actually be, putting it in a coffin, and things that society does anyway.”

I’m sure that gained him lots of sympathy with the jury :rolleyes:

[Chefguy]

@Tapioca Dextrin

He did have a great lawyer though

“Instead of destroying his mother’s body, he wrapped her up. He did it with some care in a way that would mimic, if not actually be, putting it in a coffin, and things that society does anyway.”

I’m sure that gained him lots of sympathy with the jury :rolleyes:

He probably used the same care in strangling her that many of our finer citizens also exercise. Perhaps if he’d used a better grade of caulk, there wouldn’t have been that pesky ‘leaking body fluids’ problem that so many societies manage to avoid completely.