NJ Transit bus driver accused of lewd act

[ducati]

This wacky masturbating bus driver gives new meaning to the term “Driving Through the Lincoln Tunnel”.

Or maybe invents it.

“Excuse me driver - I’d like to get off now!”

“Yeah? Me too!”

[Flywheel]

Best part:

Friday, Simpson surrendered to face charges of lewdness, reckless driving, for taking his hand off the wheel, and risking widespread injury or damage.