Okay, so, as some of you may know, the Grammies were last night. This is a shame in and of itself, but alas, I digress.
As some of you may ALSO know, famed controversial rapper Eminem did not win the coveted “best rapper” award. Shocking, I know. :rolleyes:
As at least one person here (myself) definitely knows, some of the kids in my high school dorm are complete and utter morons. After the Grammies, one such whippersnapper was heard to comment “That’s so fucking unfair. The only reason those fuckers didn’t give Eminem the fucking award because he’s too fucking controversial.”
Aside from astounding me with the eloquence of the guy’s speech, this also served to piss me off royally. So, if I may continue:
LISTEN, jagoff, Eminem did NOT lose best album of the year to Steely Dan because he was too controversial. He was not being “put down” by “whitey,” who, I may add, he is a part of. I’m going to run this next part by you slow: Eminem lost because he didn’t have the best album of the year. While you try to cram this idea into your scrawny head, I shall aid you by kicking it forcefully up your posterior. Hopefully, the two will meet in the middle, and will combine so that you can get the proverbial clue.
I haven’t heard the Steely Dan album, so I can’t comment on that, but I have heard both “The Marshall Mathers L.P.” as well as the albums by Beck and Radiohead. Personally, I thought they were both better than Eminem’s, and so did many others. Eminem was, in my opinion, out of his league, since there were much better albums in the category.
But hey, that’s just my opinion. Still, the fact remains, the board of people at the Grammies shared it. Get over it. Just because you think it was the best album doesn’t mean it was. You weren’t on the board. So there.
And besides, he couldn’t have been “too controversial” if a) they let him perform and b) they gave him best rap album of the year. So get over it already. I don’t care if you’re pissed, just don’t bitch about it to me. Go express your anger by blazing ol’ Slim Shady out your stereo to the ends of the Earth, but if it wakes me up, I’ll express my anger by blazing YOU with the nearest “gat”. See, I’m a tolerant guy. I’m even down with the lingo.