And so does this guy
Maybe she wanted to get laid. Nothing personal there…
Got cite? Or better yet – model the pleated slacks for us, eleanor, and let the Teeming Millions decide.
Paul, if conversation got bad on the first date, you’re better off without her. I feel your pain.
Well, see, the universe is trying to tell you something. If you don’t want to fuck on the first date, get flat-front slacks. Not only will you be safely sex-free, but you’ll look thinner and younger in the process.
Was she hot?
Shit !
There I was trying to play it just a bit cool.
Not expose my desperation to the world .
You know!
Maybe just hold on to a few tatters of my self esteem
But now you’ve upped the ante its goodbye L4L s pride time.
Right then!
I think that I’ll just have to try the "I’ve come back from a secret mission but I cant talk about it because its classified"gambit with a little dusting of "I’m suffering from Post Traumatic Billy Bollocks Syndrome or what ever it is because I cant live with thinking of the families of the men I killed ",How Many?
Sorry I’m not allowed to talk about it.
Aaaaaaaaand to top it off?
Lemme think
Lemme think
Ah yes I’ve got it,I’m going to commit suicide because I’m so desperately unhappy,BUT you may well save my life if you let me sleep with you and lets face it how could you ever live with yourself if you were selfish enough to reject me and had to live with my death on your conscience for the rest of your days.?
OK here goes!
CALLING ALL GULLIBLE WOMEN
CALLING ALL GULLIBLE WOMEN
IF YOU’RE NOT GULLIBLE THEN IMPRESSIONABLE WILL DO!
And now its of for a cup of tea and wait for all the soft hearted women to beg me to sleep with them if it will only stop me topping myself!
I don’t think that “just sex” between two near-strangers has anything to do with intimacy.
See?
There’s no reason why someone who wants something more from a sexual relationship than what he could get from a blow-up doll should feel bad for declining a meaningless encounter.
Stop stuffing a sock in your crotch then, you tease.
It must be somewhat of a shock to return from a country where women are—let’s say traditionally somewhat more demure—only to become the unwilling plaything of some wanton jezebel. Perhaps if she’d worn hijab?
Yes, would it have helped if you had covered her face – with a bag or something?
On the one hand I’m thinking she must have been if she was counting on getting some. But on the other hand, she didn’t, so that makes me wonder.
If I’m ever single again, I hope I don’t have the fortitude to pass up a free piece.
She may have been counting on the assistance of darkness.
Well I don’t reckon my post said anything at all like that.
“InternetLegend”. Heh. You sad fucker.
I totally agree. It’s a waste. Use a cucumber - they’re in season now, and make a great after-business snack!
Susan
Yeah well, it’d be real depressing to drop trou, have her grab the cucumber and tell me I could just leave now… 
Leave Charlie Murphy out of this!
Any chance you can see her again for a coffee or something. A coffee, not a coffee. I hate to see something end over what could have been differing expectations and miscommunication.
A book-store on the first date. And you bought the books.
Hell, I would’ve proposed.
I know! And he wonders why she threw herself at him so wantonly! I’d have laid down in the aisle and promised bizarre acts of acrobatic fulfillment and small animal sacrifice!..
But she shouldn’t have dissed his religion or yelled at him for turning her down. Sister didn’t know how good she had it. <shakes head>
Upon recounting my misadventure at the DopeFest, I suddenly realized she had arrange for the son to spend the night elsewhere. It was an ambush from the get-go.
No, I did not write the OP as a parody.
My pants, like most of my stuff is made to order, which is not all that expensive in Saudi Arabia.
Now to bed. Blissfully alone.
Count me among the men who don’t want “casual sex” on a first date. Don’t get me wrong; sex isn’t dirty (unless it’s done properly). However…
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I have met women whom I would like to nail pronto, but I want a woman who’s more madonna than whore. Everybody is all fuckbunny when they start dating but there has to be more to it than that if it’s going to last.
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Deferred gratification. Tease to please. You can eat the acorn, but it’s better to let it grow into a mighty oak. Because that’s WOOD! HARD wood!
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Weird STD’s, unwanted pregnancies, etc.? Nah!
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Not intending to promote Christianity here, but the Bible got this right: “knew.” The brain is the ultimate sex organ and the best reason to suck her nipples or rub her ass is precisely because it makes her crazy—not ALL women, but her for sure, because I got to know her. And she’ll know what rocks my world. And she knows that I know that she knows that I know…you know?
Paul, shake it off. She wasn’t for you.