Listen up: I do NOT want to hear about all your touchdowns! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Here’s a clue. You’re getting old and flabby, and you’re living off faded high school glories. You’ve got a crummy job and you’re losing your hair. The neighbors think you’re a pathetic loser, and your son thinks you’re a moron.
So shut up about all the touchdowns already. Sheesh.
You live next to Al “Four Touchdowns in One Game” Bundy?
If he lived next to the former Polk High star running back, I’d hope he’d be looking at Kelly more than listening to Al Bundy…
You know him too?
Am I too late to do the Al “Four Touchdowns in a Single Game” Bundy Heroic Football Pose?
Waitaminute…So if this is the neighbor, it’s either Jefferson or the wimpy, balding first-couplea-seasons hubby?!
It could be Marcy
I thought a complaint against someone bragging about having too much sex was what this thread was going to be about.
Seriously.
Too … much sex?
What is this thing, too much sex? Most of us know not enough sex (or no sex at all), but … too … much? 
I’m betting it’s Mr Thunder. Lifes like that.
Stick this where it fits - '
Does the OP live in Arlen, TX?
I thinks it’s Peggy “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll”
Look, in any event cut the guy some slack. His wife’s a shrew, his daughter a dim witted whore, and his son a loser. He has to smell feet all day for minimum wage.
So let him revel in the halicon days gone by, when he scored 4 touchdowns, it’s all he has left.
[former frat-boy]Hey JT! Have I ever told you how I set 3 state records at one track meet? Let me grab a beer and some pork rinds and I’ll tell you all about it.[/ff-b]
When you’re not getting any, and you have to listen to someone else brag about how much they’re getting, they’re getting too much.
Hey hey now; Al Bundy didn’t just score four touchdowns in one game, he scored four touchdowns in the championship game.
Need I invoke The Nudie Bar?
Well, in that case, let me tell you about the bases-clearing triple I hit in little league. It was the top of the 6th inning, and we were trailing 4-2… [fade into sepia-toned flashback footage].
Steve Rhoades. I liked him lots better than Jefferson D’arcy. Mostly because Ted McGinley is so deserving of his Jump The Shark reputation.