No, I'm not going to your office's Christmas party, my love.

It would be a shame to miss out on a perfectly good open bar because your SO is being a douche.

Don’t let her walk all over you, or she’ll get used to it, by the same token, sometimes being right isn’t all its cracked up to be.

You need to work out the compromise for yourself

You’re both acting like children, sounds like you deserve each other.

You apologise.
No, you apologise!

Hi, I Push You Down. You’ve probably explained this before, but I haven’t seen it… what’s the meaning of your user name?

So, howsabout an update?

You work with lissener?

Look, I like juvenile mockery of user names just as much as the next guy, but you’ve gotta give it more effort than that.