You know, mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town.
“You can pick up the elephant in the morning, here are the keys”
“Elephants don’t have keys”
“I’ll just keep these then.”
I’m looking for something in an after-dinner burrito.
I’m new and not very smart, so, for one or both of those reasons, I don’t get the OP. Yes, we’re all quoting the Simpsons, but the post said no Simpsons thread until page 6. It’s not page 6 yet. What gives? I guess I’m just not with it.
I used to be with it, but then then they changed what it was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it anymore, and what’s it seems wierd and scary.
I’m new and not very smart, so, for one or both of those reasons, I don’t get the OP. Yes, we’re all quoting the Simpsons, but the post said no Simpsons thread until page 6. It’s not page 6 yet. What gives? I guess I’m just not with it.
I used to be with it, but then then they changed what it was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it anymore, and what’s it seems wierd and scary.
Ralph (under Milhouse in a locker): We’re a Totem-pole! Hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya!
What he means, peasea, is that he perused through Cafe Society and didn’t see a thread about The Simpsons until page 6, so he made one that would be on page 1 and then slowly drift back a few. He thought that with many of the boards members being Simpsons fans, that page 6 is WAY too far back to have a thread.
We’ll choose the same way they pick the pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickeled egg. Whoever get’s the black egg stays sober tonight.
Nobody did the best one.
It
tastes
like
burning!
Oh, and this place smells like Otto’s jacket. Not a quote, just an observation.
MMMmmm… Simpsons thread…
I thought the cop was a PROSTITUTE.
“WELL, it looks like the theif was captured by the man who set out to catch him.”…“How ironic”
AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!!! Purple drapes!
Your outrageous Squishee has made a mockery of our self-serve policy.