No subject

Writing without subject.
Speaking like yoda.
Alcoholic consumation helpful is.
joining you shall.
Talking let’s

I am quite confused
This empire speaker you say
he’s an enigma

----an original haiku by Ender

Allowable predicate object.
OP violation.
Haiku subject.
Has.

Needing beer.

More beer for Scylla
but surprisingly big words
from one who drunk has

One of my favorite posters
is Scylla. Maybe change my name I will
To Charbrydis.

A chablis I’ll have also
if the whiskey
is scotched

One of my favourite boosters
Is Stoli. Maybe I will change my booze
To Thunderbird.

Boola boola boola

peanut butter i like

Thunderbirds are go!
but still not know do
Scylla enigmatic is why
Oh how unfortunate, planned structure to hell in handbasket goes