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Flash back about 6 or 7 years - hubby was taking a crockpot full of his nuclear brain-damage chili to the office for a pot-luck thing. He jammed the brakes and dumped it over on the floor… TWICE!! Scooped it back up and continued on his way. Said nothing to his coworkers. They snarfed it all down. I’m guessing the abundance of peppers and other hot stuff would have killed anything germy that might have gotten into the mix. It took him 2 days to clean the floor of the car - MY car, to be precise…
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I wear my pink Mickey ears with my name embroidered on the back around the house all the time. Worst part is, I bought them from Disney World when I was 17. Even worse - I chose to go there for my 18th b-day present.
I regularly lick the spoon I use to make food. Hey! I brush my teeth!
Sometimes I strip down to my undies (bra and panties), put on some *NSYNC, and do all the dance moves from the videos.
When I wake up, I play “Walkin On Sunshine” and then watch Designing Women while I blow dry my hair and do my make up.
And I often wonder what sort of freak I am. About 40 times a day. Usually when I think something like: “Yeah, but how much do cows shit?”
I try to trace the path of that thought, and realize it all evolved from me thinking that I like Sprite better than 7 Up
five minute ago.
But my water frog Lloyd did just die last Saturday, and you know, I just flushed him. I didn’t have any desire to preserve him. 