Recipe for an erection:
2 shots of bourbon
Read this thread
Recipe for an erection supreme (aka erection with sour cream):
2 shots of bourbon
Read this thread
Imagine Britney Spear’s camel toe
–Tim
Homer, you are a trippy dude, I love it!
I’m terribly flatterd.
::bats eyelashes::
I just got home from work, and I’m wearing a very comfy pair of long johns right now.
Going pantiless can be a liberating experience, but I’m always afraid that Aunt Flo will pay her monthly visit at an inopportune time,(I’ve never been regular, and I never quite know when she’s going to show up) and I’d rather have that extra layer of cloth there to minimize the possibility of embarassing stains.
My favorite bra is an not-at-all pretty cotton thing. It supports my ample bosom most comfortably. I’m also partial to cotton panties.
At the casino I used to work with, I occasionally found myself on an all male crew, who, together with the boxman were always on camel-toe watch. I eventually started pointing out severe cases of cameltoesis to them in the hopes that they would return the favor by pointing out good-looking guys with nice, um, baskets.
They never did.
okay…
yeah.
Now I wish I’d made my screen name “Camel Toe.” :eek: 
Read that initially as freezing.
PB, I promise you I have no desire to know about your undies:)
Ah Dijon…your name is great! I love it!
I see that the term Camel Toe has made some people slightly uncomfortable.
Well think about it, try hard not to visualize it but it’s true…women who wear their pants too tight have a “camel toe” appearance. This is for women of all sizes.
Ladies, don’t wear your pants this way it looks plain weird and gross!
Now if the guys wanna wear tight pants I am not opposed to that at all!
OHHHH Techchick!! You know the ONLY thing I have ever disagreed with you on is that men can indeed barbecue better then women…
but now I have this… I must disagree with you once more… it saddens me so! 
As a guy, I must say a Camel toe will cause me to swell faster then then a pound of salt.
I am ALL for the camel toe. Viva la camel toe!!! and LONG LIVE women without undies!
BTW tech… you KNOW us guys on here are MOSTLY hard up and beyond horny… why must you post things like this YOU TEASE!!!
What’s Camel Toe?
a metaphorical name for what the pubic area of a female resembles when covered only with very tight pants or leggings. the phrase “spilt labial wedgie” is a bit more explicit and vivid. quote courtesy of Henry Rollins.
I am “lucky” enough I grew up with 2 older sisters (I am the youngest) that tought me all the terms as well as how to be a man women like (even though I don’t express that on this board much). A camel toe is when a woman wears pants so tight inch up the crotch and form a cleft outlining the good parts. Seam up the middle, labia on both sides… oh yeah baby… L
I still don’t know why a woman wouldn’t like that.
Whammo said:
I don’t mean to tease Whammo…I am just a woman.
Oh and BTW, I think Camel Toe is disgusting. I try to look at it from your perspective and all I can come up with is a chick with her jeans too tight and makes me want to go up to her and pull the seam of her pants out of her “folds”.
Of course I would never do that but it’s not a comfortable feeling…yes in my high school days I had jeans that tight.
BTW iampunha, that’s what it is. A woman who has pants on so tight that the folds of her southern region are squished up and the seam is separating them.
To a man that may be attractive but as a woman it just screams out to me in an uncomfortable situation to be in. You end up picking at your crotch everytime you get up from a seated position. Not only that, your body needs to breath, the moisture does not leave and if you do that too often you let the bacteria build up and you’ve got even more problems.
THIS IS WHAT WHAMMO HEARD (deletions mine)
"I mean to tease Whammo…I am woman.
Oh, I think Camel Toe … I look at it and I come. A chick with her jeans too tight makes me want to go up to her pull her “folds”.
Of course I would never do that but it’s comfortable feeling…yes in my high school days I had tight."
OHHH YEAH!!! Thats what I thought!
Okay, I am hereby declaring the official SDMB euphamism for flirting to be: Toe Picking!!!
You can thank me now, or you can thank me later. But you WILL thank me, and you know it.
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*Originally posted by Palmyra *
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::blushes::
So, you know, if you aren’t doing anything after your wedding this Saturday, maybe we could go somewhere quiet and compare hip crests?
::winks::
LMAO @ this thread!
A gf once forced me to go commando, made me where these soccer short things with a t-shirt and immediately took me off to a booth. She was being a bitch the whole time about it too…playing with my leg and doing everything she possibly could to raise the “roof.”
I was so self concious the whole time, I just knew I’d get caught and embarrased and I was scared shitless to stand up, sit down, whatever for fear I’d be “showing.”
She made up for her little mind fuck with some of the greatest “play” I’ve ever had later that night…but I still never forgave her for her little private game…
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-SS
SkySlash-
FORCED you? Never knew you were into that submissive stuff…Snicker
But that is a topic for another thread, NO hijacking this thread…we’re talking about techchick’s panties-or lack thereof- in THIS thread…
LOL
Stranger OUT
So…techchick…if I uhhh…show up at a Dopefest near you…what are my chances of getting your panties off…ehhh…they’re already off…so uhh…what are my chances of…well…nevermind…
-SS 