“So spotlessly clean you can eat FISH off it.”
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Welcome to the SDMB, surrotobeinMD. I like your outlook on life.
My Pecious! ::gollum::
Hi, I’m Bubbles. Where have you been all my life?
Perhaps what the OP needs is some reprogramming to alter perception and reaction to ordinary events. I’m envisioning something ala Alex in ‘Clockwork Orange’ with eyes held open, forced to watch hairy sweaty workmen marching in to her beloved bathroom, one after the other, taking their sweet old time pinching a loaf. Ah, me brothers. 
Wellie wellie well. That’ll put a right pain in one’s gulliver, right all right.
Not to mention ruining Ludwig Van.
Fantastic! 
Oh and LaurAnge? I said “classist” and I stand behind it 100%.
So… Sat on a Cookie… I can almost understand the smell. Um, for like the first day or so. Said lowlife was different from you, not your normal smell… I don’t know if it’d be enough to switch residences but that’s YOUR call…
But WTF are you talking about? Why do you have to “clean the damn bathroom”? Like someone else asked… did he fling poo around? Did he replace the roll upside down? Did he move your jar of potporri??? WTF is the problem???
And why is 15 minutes unreasonable? I’m fairly normal. And I take 15, 20 minutes or so. And that’s not when I’ve had burritos or ANY kind of mexican, or beans, or spicy chinese or any other damn thing that ever “set anyone off…”
I’m thinking you’re such a stuck-up, elitist BITCH that you think your shit don’t stink and everyone elses’s is just… ugh! BENEATH you. Why don’t you clean your own carpets, babe! Get off your priveledged ass and do some work! :eek:
potpourri! I’m such a provincial…
Hey now - I have a home shampooer that I use about twice a month, but sometimes my carpets still have that “Not so fresh feeling.” Particularly if a ‘worker’ of some sort has been in my home. In those situations, I need to hire a professional to really get the job done right.
I do, however, let them shit with gay abandon, provided they do it in the toilet, as god intended.
See, I didn’t know this either. I thought it was a joke (the identical joke, as it happens) made up on the spot by the participants in this thread.
I am both enlightened and slightly disappointed.
The reading material?
It’s easy to mock Sat on Cookie for her(?) attitude, but I have some sympathy with her plight. Without reading through all the other contributions (fascinating though I’m sure they are, I don’t want to get bogged down), my handle on this would be that the man could (presumably the tools were there) and should have a) used the bog-brush to remove his skidmarks b) given the old can of Lavender a good spray c) opened the window and d) put the seat (not the lid) down.
Have to be careful, though. An adagio movement might make her anxious about the probability that someone in the orchestra was fiddling.
:drops baton in the direction of the percussion section:
Whoa. Let’d not cloud the issue with homosexual anal-offerings. We don’t know if the OP has designated straight or gay fixtures in her home. Regarding the intentions of a deity for poopage, the woods was here long before man made crappatoriums.
So you’re saying that we shouldn’t abandon homosexuals?
good times
Absolutely. Our gay and lesbian friends should be able to work in any home and poop with pride while they’re there.
This thread has almost ten thousand views, and two hundred fifty six posts, all saying, essentially, that the OP is a terrible person.
Do you think this is going the way Sat on Cookie hoped?
I think that if an OP of mine went south this badly, I’d have to destroy my computer and never log on to the Dope again.
You know, if more people would spay or neuter their homosexuals, there wouldn’t be such a problem with abandoned ones.
What’s wrong with putting the lid down? This is offside? I’ve been doing it wrong lo these many years?
No, no! Put the lid down, please!
After flushing, of course. 