I’m just here for the turd cracks.
What’s worse, an awful lot of the damage could have been minimized if the OP had just returned to contribute, well, almost anything.
Me too. 
This is a necessity in my home…it keeps the cat drier
everyone has one
Maybe this explains this:
Or…the worker gave birth to a shitweasel and Sat on Cookie got it right up the rectum when she went to use the befouled facilities. Her entire body is covered by gold-red byrus that is manipulating her mind to its own will. If only we had a retarded guy with a dumb nickname who was dying from cancer to save us all.
I think either explaination is equally likely, really
Whatever you do, don’t Google ‘turd cracks’. Unless you like fat hairy plumbers.
I appreciated this if no one else did.
I’m sorry, but I submit that someone with no sense of smell has absolutely no right to post “it’s not that bad.” We own candles for a reason, buddy…
The washing of the hands, maybe?
I bet Sat On Cookie doesn’t realize the workers would still charge her their hourly rates if they had to leave to go find a bathroom. I don’t like other people’s stinky remains either but if it’s a choice of spraying some Lysol or paying $95 an hour so some guy can go find a WC, I’d rather he use my own bathroom. If he should make such a vile mess that I am prevented from using it for days following, I will cancel his services and tell his boss why. But I am sure there was some exaggeration going on in the OP.
Is the OP still around? I mean, has she been posting in the other forums?
Unca Cecil says: BEFORE FLUSHING.
Ah, yes, I’d forgotten that.
What I really meant – no, REALLY! I swear! – was that one should do both – drop lid and flush (preferably in that order), rather than merely lowering the lid while failing to follow through with the flushing.
Yes, I did too mean it that way!
As to where Sat on Cookie’s got to – her posting history shows she doesn’t post much, and has significant gaps of time between the tiny bouts she does indulge in. I daresay she’d have stuck around if she’d found some cheerleaders, but no doubt she’s hiding out in a nonpolluted bathroom till this big stink blows over.
ahhh.
but that could take decades, millions of dollars and countless lives!
I love this thread. My impulses and gut reactions are solidly with the OP. I can’t stand when people use my things, not because I don’t want them to be able to have use of it, but because it instinctively feels like a violation of my person. I really cannot stand the thought of people using my bathroom, and other things of a typically personal nature.
At the same time, I recognize that my natural instincts in this area are not the norm, and so I repress the urge to smack people when they do things like that. Beyond that, I tell myself that there is no malice intended by their actions, that their worldview (and that of about 98% of the rest of the population) says it is perfectly normal, and that I am the odd one for having the issue.
Well my feeling is that it’s perfectly normal not to want to have strangers stinking up your bathroom. What’s abnormal about the OP is that she doesn’t recognize that her “ick factor” is just less important than her guest’s “i need to go” factor. It’s a serious failure of generosity. And courtesy, thoughtfulness, hospitality, etc. Nothing odd about you though.
All this time and no one’s mentioned the sweet juxtaposition of this comment w/the username Xploder. Coincidence? I think not! :dubious:
I’ve got it! The solution to the vexing problem of rude disgusting workmen who insist on carrying out bodily functions! It’s the self-cleaning toilet!
Well, yes, it is a bit bulky, not to mention pricy. But just think of the sanitary wonder of it all:
Never again will Sat on Cookie have to lower herself to cleansing her world of plebeian waste!
Fuck that. Get her what she deserves: the see-thru potty!
No. They smell. And there’s… those people in them.
Thgis was her last post, as of July 8th. Does not bode well. 