What are you, Scott Plaid’s sister?
Probability that this OP is going as SOAC wanted or planned = 4%
Probability that SOAC will see the error of her ways and allow workers of all stripes free and easy access to her shitter because of this thread = 11%
Probability that SOAC will actually EXPLODE from being so anal-retentave = 24%
Probability that SOAC needs to buy a can of Lysol and a ladder to get over herself = 100%
I’m kinda hoping and not hoping, at the same time that Sat on Cookie will ever have kids. Not hoping, because they’re going to be really fucked up. And hoping, because of when they go through that artistic stage with the contents of their poopy diapers. 
I remember the first time I ran across that thread. “Mach Oh Point Seven”. Oh my.
And the lotion.
Thanks, Troy. That made my day!
Sat On Cookie is a snotty bitch. Got it. Will not take seriously from now on.
Preferably hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. You never know.
Don’t forget a candle, and some wooden matches.
I was holding off from that remark. I didn’t want to be the first. 
I am itching to know the specifics of what, if anything, beyond a bad smell happened here. I suppose that it may be because I worked in a State Hospital for the profoundly retarded as a young adult, and so am somewhat hardened but I can not imagine what could be so bad that I could not use a bathroom for days after a defecating event.
Perhaps the OP will grace us with a reply
No, no, no. Shitty snob!
Don’t hold your breath for anything meaningful.
I haven’t actually read your reply, but am sure that there is nothing in it that would possibly matter to me.
That’s what the OP said!
Badum bum!
Actually, what the OP said was she doesn’t have time to read the whole thing and respond right now - I assume because of real life events (and who of us hasn’t had a busy life at times? Hmm?) Yes, her response was a little…arrogant is probably a good word, but why don’t we hold off on the tar-and-feathering until she comes back and communicates more fully with us?
Because this way is more fun?
Also, I was playing off of the breath holding thing. Because of the smell. Get it? I made a funny.
That’s beautiful, man! (sniff!)
Why do we call it taking a shit, though? Isn’t is more like leaving a shit? Maybe Shat on a Cookie’s problem is that Working Class Oaf actually did take a shit somewhere.
You smell that too, huh.
[sub]Sorry.[/sub]
I’ve had my spasm of rationality for the day. From here on it’s nothing but knee-jerk responses till bedtime!