The haiku master
He spins in his moldy grave
Teh LOLcatz! No want!
[QUOTE=FarmerChick]
ha ha
HAIKU!!
pardon me,
I have a cold
[/QUOTE]
Umm…
I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to be, but I know what it ain’t.
We had a haiku thread recently, and it was clear that some people just thought a haiku was three short lines.
[QUOTE=tdn]
[QUOTE=FarmerChick]
ha ha
HAIKU!!
pardon me,
I have a cold
[/QUOTE]
Umm…
I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to be, but I know what it ain’t.
We had a haiku thread recently, and it was clear that some people just thought a haiku was three short lines.
[/QUOTE]
I rather liked it
Contained a winter kigo
Otherwise random
I lollerskated
all over the roflpond
and I was drunk too
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He
Said with a laugh, “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”
Haiku sounds to me
like Stands With A Fist as she
remembered the white man talk.
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]
The haiku master
He spins in his moldy grave
Teh LOLcatz! No want!
[/QUOTE]
Bashō in the fall
Considering lolcats: “Do
not want. Kthxbai.”
The Marianas Trench
One time in nineteen sixty
for twenty minutes.
Haiku are three lines
With five-seven-five scansion
That’s it: Hi, Opal!
Not writing haiku?
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
Sure looks like haiku.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Umm…
I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to be, but I know what it ain’t.
We had a haiku thread recently, and it was clear that some people just thought a haiku was three short lines.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Borborygmi]
I rather liked it
Contained a winter kigo
Otherwise random
[/QUOTE]
damn, the title is No, you’re NOT writing haikus
picky weatherman
thirty below high winds
twenty nine days max
Better?
As fall approaches
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Or
Some brand-new asshole?
Regards,
Shodan
PS - Burma Shave.
We regard Shodan.
What does Shodan regard now?
Spring? Regards, Shodan.
This post’s been haikued
On this frigid winter day
By the haikuist![/COLOR]
[QUOTE=Shodan]
As fall approaches
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Or
Some brand-new asshole?
[/QUOTE]
Barack barack bo
parack banana fana
for winter… Barack.
This thread in the Pit?
I think not, based on its tone.
I shall move it now.
A leaf of lettuce
Falls out of the salad bowl.
So what?
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Barack barack bo
parack banana fana
for winter… Barack.
[/QUOTE]
Mom was Caucasian.
Daddy was Indonesian.
But assholes? All pink.
Regards,
Shodan
Don’t be a haiku…
What’s the word I’m looking for?
Oh, yes, it’s “Godwin”.
[QUOTE=Borborygmi]
This post’s been haikued
On this frigid winter day
By the haikuist!
[/QUOTE]
But why even rant
about a degree or two
does that stick hurt much?