The haiku master
He spins in his moldy grave
Teh LOLcatz! No want!
Umm…
I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to be, but I know what it ain’t.
We had a haiku thread recently, and it was clear that some people just thought a haiku was three short lines.
I rather liked it
Contained a winter kigo
Otherwise random
I lollerskated
all over the roflpond
and I was drunk too
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He
Said with a laugh, “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”
Haiku sounds to me
like Stands With A Fist as she
remembered the white man talk.
Bashō in the fall
Considering lolcats: “Do
not want. Kthxbai.”
The Marianas Trench
One time in nineteen sixty
for twenty minutes.
Haiku are three lines
With five-seven-five scansion
That’s it: Hi, Opal!
Not writing haiku?
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
Sure looks like haiku.
damn, the title is No, you’re NOT writing haikus
picky weatherman
thirty below high winds
twenty nine days max
Better?
As fall approaches
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Or
Some brand-new asshole?
Regards,
Shodan
PS - Burma Shave.
We regard Shodan.
What does Shodan regard now?
Spring? Regards, Shodan.
This post’s been haikued
On this frigid winter day
By the haikuist![/COLOR]
Barack barack bo
parack banana fana
for winter… Barack.
This thread in the Pit?
I think not, based on its tone.
I shall move it now.
A leaf of lettuce
Falls out of the salad bowl.
So what?
Mom was Caucasian.
Daddy was Indonesian.
But assholes? All pink.
Regards,
Shodan
Don’t be a haiku…
What’s the word I’m looking for?
Oh, yes, it’s “Godwin”.
But why even rant
about a degree or two
does that stick hurt much?