Call it the “Noble Peace Prize”.
They could just seize the one belonging to the Kissinger estate.
A few years ago, I used to say whenever a politician put forth an outrageous piece of legislation that had no chance of passing they were just playing it up for their constituents. While that’s often still gje case, they’re also trying to make Donald happy.
Best Actor’s not good enough. Trump deserves to be Best Picture.
He certainly isn’t winning “Best Makeup”.
“The (K)nobbly Peas Prize”
(AI-generated)
I asked for a second design with the individual peas looking like DJT himself. You have been warned.
The AI image generator suggest a plaque on this one declaring: "Awarded for Excellence in Self-Congratulation.”
Trump today received Egypt’s highest decoration:
50-50 that Trump claims this is bigger than the Nobel at his next rally.
If President El-Sisi wants to stay on Trump’s good side, he could try saying it is the same award Cleopatra bestowed on Mark Antony. I don’t see a way to prove that wrong.
To complete the picture, they should give trump an asp.
I have a collar, too, but it’s not from the Nile, it’s from Petsmart. And it’s not particularly decorative. Maybe Trump’s is nicer.
Agreed! The biggest asp!
One that hasn’t been fed for a few days.
Nobel Prize nominations are accepted starting in September of the previous year, and end on January 31 of the awarding year. Thus - any current Trump nominations would be for the 2026 prize.
Yes, and that also means that the nomination they were considering for Trump could only tout whatever he had accomplished by January of this year; in other words, the final date of the nomination would have included at most the first 11 days of his presidency.
In all likelihood, either it was submitted before his inauguration, or (most likely) there was no nomination sent in for this year, and whatever nominations people have claimed to have sent in would only apply to next year’s prize.
We all know he has no chance of winning either way. Even if he accomplishes something miraculous between now and next January, it has to be weighed against everything he has done to destabilize world peace since he took office.