Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisit-baby bird!

Disco the parakeet in the process of learning the classic Monty Python phrase.

I used to have a parrot that would say “Where are you going? What are you doing?” when I left the house.

I would answer “None of your business, and if I’m not back by midnight call the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines!”

When I told someone this they were confused and thought I meant that the parrot could answer the phone or make calls.

Gee, all mine do is say “Did you miss me?” when I come home, tell me “It’s OK” when I’m upset, call my spouse and me by name, and Griffin the Conure says “gooooood girl” when I do something he wants me to do.

Actually, birds are pretty darn amazing.

I love Disco!

I’m also a Disco fan. I love how he describes a parakeet and says “But that’s not important right now” in another video.

Nobody puts baby bird in a corner!

He says “What seems to be the problem, officer?” But sometimes he gets it mixed up and says “What seems to be the profficer?” And he says “Live long and prosper!”